Ronaldo

A 22-year-old with the potential to improve. Brave assertion there, like.

Sammy was great but our goalscorer and HT sacrificial lamb you'd rather not talk about? I despair.

Most games a professional goalkeeper makes decent stops. What planet do you live on, man?

He does all of what he's told, all of the time. There's nothing more to it than that.

We'll be 11th this time tomorrow and 16th by the end of December.

His confidence will be shot to pieces behind utter shit like Alsoran and Sammy in the pecking order.

I'm starting to think Ian genuinely can't be judged by the standards of normal people with reasonable intelligence.

I don't know what's more boring, that performance or the responses on here. As if anyone's vaguely surprised that we're shit.

2 players who should've started coming on when we're losing, just like Saturday.

Can't be too easy for Perez, playing in Burnley in December. Winter to a bloke from the Canaries is about 17 degrees.

I really hope you're just one big wind-up, like.

Anyway still supporting this crap needs a good hard slap. Alsoran and Sammy cunting Ameobi ahead of Cabella.

Two senior strikers tbf. If Riviere's a senior striker I'm a Buddhist.

He's not even the best to have played For Liverpool in the Premier League in 2014.

Yeah, virtually impossible. We went into this season with one right back, and one senior striker - who'd been out of form for 2 years.

And overachieving in being there.

He was poor according to the ones I spoke to, like. He's said he'd rather just play reserve games than go out on loan again.

Don't think Blob is the worst. We have had Hooper, Karelse and an aging Tommy the barman. Definitely porkiest though. I don't rate Elliot but he looks like Kate Moss compared to 1996 Mike Hooper. Also, though Perez never got a look in here, he was a much better keeper than Elliot.

Aye. 'I told you so' when Gouffran is starting games.

He hasn't had that because he doesn't want to go out on loan.

You absolutely cannot play him in a central role, like. He's completely ineffective there. Stupid.

I'm past caring, personally. Shit state of affairs but it'd be just what the mongs deserve and the best thing long-term.

Such a parody, man.

He's unemployed.

I wouldn't support Neymar if he played in the PL either btw. I made it quite clear that I don't support Barcelona, I just find them far more likeable than Real and despise Real which makes me want Barcelona to beat them for the title. Something I would want with or without Neymar anyways. Glad I had to type it out twice for you. You didn't. You just said you 'jump' to players based on your nationality. Ancelotti's Italian, last time I looked.