Ronaldo

Anything more than £6m. We're better without him.

Yeah, can't see them losing to this rubbish. Even with Rooney back.

He's winding you up, mate. The impossible ffs.

City couldn't have cared less, man.

Cunt doing the walk of shame over the Millennium Bridge half an hour ago. More black/leather than the Undertaker. Arsehole.

He deserves credit because good players - a lot of whom are only playing because of injuries and our horrific form - have played to something approaching their capabilities, man? Give over, Ste.

Not the managers' fault that all three missed easy chances Come on, man. That performance wasn't even close to being worthy of FC Barcelona.

And paying the price for a sentimental approach to managerial recruitment. Messi, Suarez and Neymar and can't get on the scoresheet against Celta Vigo.

Barca really have descended to near farce.

Disgraceful from Suarez.

Barca, man.

It feels somewhat similar to the AVB situation. Take their big attacking star away and they're exposed for what they are. Pretty average managers who struggle to find a way to score goals.

Keegan exacerbated that situation by swapping them (the keepers) frequently. If he'd stuck with Hislop all season I have no doubt we'd have won it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't their fans racially abuse him?

Nah. He's a counterattacking player.

Not for me it wasn't.

Everton look hopeless at home. Martinez will eventually prove to be a shoddy replacement for Moyes.

He's perfectly fine when he's up against no strikers.

Beating a load of rubbish 1-0, 1-2 and 1-0 isn't outstanding.

Oh for god's sake cheers up for at least a couple of hours after a good win, mate As far as I see it this just makes Pardews job secure again. And I can't stomach having a manager job charge who doesn't want to compete for any sort of silverware. Ignore them, man.

They've got no striker, an old man in midfield and a fair bit of rubbish in defence. Good to see them back where they belong. Horrible club, horrible plastic fans.

He's a tidy player but I think he's done here now.

What a shock.

Liverpool are an embarrassment to the league.

As if the shithouse should be on the pitch ahead of Aarons anyway.