Ronaldo

And if they appoint someone crap then all will be forgiven if they have us playing better football. And the beat goes on.

Not if he played for Newcastle United and Blackburn.

Let's just all be grateful we'll never see a Carver-managed NUFC captained by Gump.

Every single time. He was 'over the moon' Kinnear came back, too.

Do we exclusively produce idiots? There's not one bit of sense ever talked by former players from the area.

Well done.

Sheff Wed was his third game. He was a different player under Bobby almost from the off. A manager who makes you feel good about playing football makes a hell of a lot of difference, even for the world's best.

I laughed.

Any fucking excuse.

Eh? I just said he played his best stuff for us under Kenny. His worst football by a mile (before his legs fell off) came under Gullit. Anyone with a memory that extends beyond Wikipedia in 2015 knows this.

Didn't score many goals that season at all. 14 goals in 29 starts in the league, 5 in 6 in the FA Cup. By his standards, as a penalty taker, that's poor. Nothing compared to how he performed under the other 3 managers in his prime.

Didn't score many goals that season at all.

No idea what this is supposed to mean, mind.

There's better candidates than Carver within the club ffs.

His best time for us was under Dalglish. Till he got injured in the summer.

He look like a Werther's Original ad.

Sadly all of these 'awful teams' have beaten us or deserved to this season.

Giving John Carver the job is like handing him rope and a ladder. I'll enjoy watching the consequences.

He won't be smug for too long.

I, for one, am anticipating a massive change in Santoon if that's the case.

Poetry doesn't need to rhyme.

Aye but he's a geordie so that's all that matters Thankfully nobody's saying that. Even on the semi-hijacked polls only 1% want him in charge. He'll walk, or get pushed, before the season's done.

Let the hilarious negativity begin.

Nah. 31-year-old Willo, 33-year-old Colo and inexperienced LB Dummett is all we need.

I like Gignac. He reminds me of Cognac.