Ronaldo

What does this guff mean?

Pardew's most effective defender so far has been Shearer. He hasn't criticised him once this season despite being virtually begged to by Lineker etc.

Which goes for pretty much every starting CB in history. You need reliability there first and foremost, which it makes it all the more ridiculous when daft idiots turn their nose up to very solid defenders like Shawcross because they aren't cultured enough. Fucking preposterous.

On the upside, those four goals have failed to get us out the relegation zone.

It's taken almost 2 years to be fair. Utter waste of flesh now.

Fuck that.

Not really. Chelsea are spoilt arseholes, Arsenal have a stadium totally non-conducive to creating an atmosphere and City are City - plastic scum.

Whatever. When he's just a rich retired dwarf in 5 or 6 years he'll regret spending the best years of his career at a nothing club followed by a nothing league.

This too.

What have they done? I don't pay much attention to the C'ship. They're mad.

need to lose to have any chance of that happening.

Gomis won't be starting will he?

His family in Surrey no doubt in danger from nutter jawdees peeping through their windows.

Sherwood's great. He's a walking, talking manager from 1995. I'd take him in a second over what we've got now.

Where's Moyes? Didn't he win the last one?

You think that's funny?

Who ruined the poll?

Mignonette. Amy Sissokho. :lol:

Why was he on Talksport?

A great partner for Cisse would be someone who can slips balls through for him and be comfortable enough getting into the box to effectively make space. I think de Jong's probably the best partner for Cisse in our squad.

0?

Yeah. It'd be Pedro.

I'm not saying he'd jump. But let's be honest, he'd trade that nonsense for the PL in a second if someone pays him enough. Unlikely to be us, fair play, but I don't think the 'risk' factor would deter him one bit.

Nah. You want as many games around Christmas as possible. Christmas is all about sitting and watching stuff.

I think 'ineffective' is a better word for Tiote. There are games where he appears to be doing his job very well, yet it doesn't positively impact us from an attacking or defensive perspective.