Ronaldo

His family in Surrey no doubt in danger from nutter jawdees peeping through their windows.

Sherwood's great. He's a walking, talking manager from 1995. I'd take him in a second over what we've got now.

Where's Moyes? Didn't he win the last one?

You think that's funny?

Who ruined the poll?

Mignonette. Amy Sissokho. :lol:

Why was he on Talksport?

A great partner for Cisse would be someone who can slips balls through for him and be comfortable enough getting into the box to effectively make space. I think de Jong's probably the best partner for Cisse in our squad.

0?

Yeah. It'd be Pedro.

I'm not saying he'd jump. But let's be honest, he'd trade that nonsense for the PL in a second if someone pays him enough. Unlikely to be us, fair play, but I don't think the 'risk' factor would deter him one bit.

Nah. You want as many games around Christmas as possible. Christmas is all about sitting and watching stuff.

I think 'ineffective' is a better word for Tiote. There are games where he appears to be doing his job very well, yet it doesn't positively impact us from an attacking or defensive perspective.

Has Zlatan had a nose job?

Indeed.

Like Siem de Jong and Vurnon Anita were satisfied there? Yeah, don't be daft.

Aye, alright. Ours is much better.

If the alternative is that league I'm sure he would, like.

Not that we've ever bought players with their suitability to the rest of the starting Xl in mind, like. Profit.

You'd think we would have, like. All conjecture, of course, but I can't imagine our lot being made aware of a player possibly being off and immediately rushing out to 'panic buy'.

Yes, he was the second player in.

Because he's an arsehole.

I'm pretty sure the deal was concluded with the player before Colo went insane.

Who doesn't? Anyway, Tiote's obviously been tapped up by some nondescript Russian rubbish offering him more money and more wives. No great loss to see him go.

Correct football.