Ronaldo

It isn't 'all Pardew' that Coloccini can no longer defend.

That's brilliant.

Coloccini's even less suited to that than him. Dude, it's getting weird now. Like the crazy guy on Alan Partridge. What's crazier is people pretending that Coloccini isn't a big part of the reason our best defender is at Roma and the fact we're going down.

Coloccini's even less suited to that than him.

Anyway, I think it goes like this: Xavi > Iniesta > Lampard > Zidane >>>>> Pirlo.

What issue? He's disliked by pretty much everyone in football. Why would he make a good coach?

Fuck.

Except Ronaldo can do pretty much everything Zidane could, and better.

If only it was Celtic. His mansion would be rubble within days.

Well, obvs.

Campbell's pitiful. He accuses the FA (and others) of holding back his England career because of his skin colour and wonders why nobody wants to employ him. Lunatic.

Nees, it definitely happened for us in a weekday game in 03-04, and I'm convinced it was that one. The Scousers were voting for him because the 3-3 draw had guaranteed their CL participation.

Didn't Bramble win it on Monday Night Football once and cause them to cancel Man of the Match voting? I think that might have been Southampton away in 03-04. Was definitely not at the weekend, anyway.

Playing again in less than 3 days, mind.

Who you said wasn't good enough for England or the PL a few months back.

What a load of garbage.

Yes but wouldn't Ronaldo look far more impressive doing it?

VI, just how much better was Ronaldo (Luís Nazário de Lima) than Messi, both on their best days, on a scale of 1-10?

As if anyone takes that pisstained old adipose wad seriously, man. I remember reading a serialised part of his book a year ago in which he blames his relegation with QPR on them not spending enough money.

That's a bit different, mind. I don't remember the goal but if it was a great strike or whatever the opposition is fairly irrelevant.

Only Roy Keane could cause a confrontation like that in the posh(er) end of Hale, like.

This is a fucking fabulous example of making up what you didn't see and don't know. Lol good one, although I grew up in his era and I couldnt give a fuck what you think bruv I was convinced you were under 30, like.

I'd argue he deals better with pace than Williamson and Colo.

No. I'd assume that sooner rather than later he'd have us challenging for it.

Erm, we're 18th, one place off 17th. We're not backed by sovrins.