Ronaldo

No. Ancelotti didn't rate him.

He's on loan, Brains.

Name 11 random English cloggers. Gouffran's French.

As I said months ago, Collymore is determined to make racists out of as many people as possible. He's the worst of the fucking worst.

For clarity.

What I want to see happen to Collymore doesn't belong on an internet forum. It's nothing remotely sexual, either.

In other words you want them to win. A confident team going at our shower of shite at the back equals only one thing.

He'd most certainly improve us, whether he's 'the man' or not.

Ask your mate when you see him why he's publically supporting Pardew.

Had much better players at spurs tbh The same players 'AVB' couldn't score goals with, you mean?

Eh?

Of course he would. But the club have no grasp or interest in the concept of building a team around players with appropriate experience, leadership and suitability for the league and I'd rather that was tackled or we'll eventually go down.

Mmm hmm.

I'd prefer a manager prepared to tell the owner we need some players fit for PL purpose instead of cheap nothings from second-rate leagues.

He's a perfect replacement for Pardew in a lot of ways, tbh. Coward, tick. Bossed around like a bitch, tick. Here just for the money, tick. Not very good at his job, tick.

Bernard's a fucking stupid wasting cunt who should get back to snorting white sugar from toilet sinks in nightclubs near a prominent Newcastle bridge.

Apparently you finish 4th, 5th and 6th multiple times with a totally penniless Everton by playing boring, negative football. They just add on 10 wins at the end of the season as fan compensation.

Do you downplay Moyes so much because you once said you'd keep Pardew over hiring him?

It's 18 months too late.

Weird Ferdinand would criticise the first manager to tell him he wasn't good enough to play at the highest level any longer.

Not for me they won't. Going to the game or still sworn off? I'll stay away most likely but there's certainly more temptation for it than any game over the past 18 months.

Sums you as a person to be honest, Ian. You'd much prefer to make the wrong decision by doing nothing than something.

Not for me they won't.

The BBC know nothing, man. No cunt has a clue about anything other than Ashley and possibly Charnley.