Ronaldo

The ref has the assist.

Golfmag's now criticised a screen more than Pardew.

Stonewall pen.

That never ends well.

Ben Arfa's fault.

Harper's such a great keeper.

Indeed.

Let's hope so.

Is this ref mad?

Yeah. The treatment of the press is symptomatic of his need to dominate and control every aspect of everything connected to his assets.

Cabella has been absolutely dreadful so far, but as if he's behind Alsoran and Obertan.

Where's Williamson?

Same second.

Two assists for Frank. Laughing.

Because he's been s****. City team looks s*** tbh. He scored in the last game! Indeed. Lampard has 4 in his last 3 though.

Him out and Cabella on the bench means we've got nobody on the inside, correct?

He struck the ball really high to impart heavy topsin. When he struck it right it was so fucking beautiful and unstoppable. Twas a routine he, Shearer, Speed and others worked on in training.

Is he insane? He's the thickest window fitter on the planet.

I hate Allardyce, but I'd take immense pleasure in pushing it.

To be fair, we have no idea how much input he had into the transfers made after Ashley completed his takeover.

You forgotten Dyer refusing to play right wing for Bobby? And Cabaye refusing to play full stop? DJ's right. Cabaye did nothing for NUFC compared to Dyer.

Pedro did an incredibly kind thing for a relative of mine a while back but the affection I've got for him is all but gone reading that. What an arsehole.

Yeah she was with Mark Philipoussis and Kerry Katona's ex.

Looks like we'll have to score 3 or 4 to win this then. How this fat mess ever made it as a pro footballer let alone a PL one I'll never know. Just out of curiosity mate do you still rate Williamson over MYM?