Ronaldo

Same second.

Two assists for Frank. Laughing.

Because he's been s****. City team looks s*** tbh. He scored in the last game! Indeed. Lampard has 4 in his last 3 though.

Him out and Cabella on the bench means we've got nobody on the inside, correct?

He struck the ball really high to impart heavy topsin. When he struck it right it was so fucking beautiful and unstoppable. Twas a routine he, Shearer, Speed and others worked on in training.

Is he insane? He's the thickest window fitter on the planet.

I hate Allardyce, but I'd take immense pleasure in pushing it.

To be fair, we have no idea how much input he had into the transfers made after Ashley completed his takeover.

You forgotten Dyer refusing to play right wing for Bobby? And Cabaye refusing to play full stop? DJ's right. Cabaye did nothing for NUFC compared to Dyer.

Pedro did an incredibly kind thing for a relative of mine a while back but the affection I've got for him is all but gone reading that. What an arsehole.

Yeah she was with Mark Philipoussis and Kerry Katona's ex.

Looks like we'll have to score 3 or 4 to win this then. How this fat mess ever made it as a pro footballer let alone a PL one I'll never know. Just out of curiosity mate do you still rate Williamson over MYM?

I'm sure you've said that about every footballer you've ever seen.

Only because it's retains some of the same support. But that's on its way out too.

Beardsley, Shearer. Just need Laurent Robert to jet in and complete the set of the 3 best players I've seen at NUFC defending Pardew.

KK said good things about both Ashley and Pardew in his talk-in, to be fair. Pardew doing a great job. (Once again) watch this and tell me where he says Pardew is doing a great job then: No. Not my fault you have hearing issues.

Just that he was alright or a decent bloke or words to that effect. It was the people under him causing the problems.

Ha. That's funny.

KK said good things about both Ashley and Pardew in his talk-in, to be fair. Pardew doing a great job.

That's almost funnier than Holland doing their familiar failure routine.

We need anything but a win. And if he's 'here to stay' it's chiefly because of defeatists like you.

Would just be nice to think Newcastle United and its fans meant more to him than reducing potential future awkwardness with Alan fucking Pardew.

He blames the players and Ashley every time he's asked. He's defending Pardew as much as anyone in the media.