Ronaldo

Dennis Wise: "They've been embarrassing and appalling."

From a helicopter hopefully. http://i.imgur.com/BigWwcd.jpg

Carr got him, he must be class.

I haven't enjoyed a match this much in about a year.

When I next see Carver I'm going to shout at him for being an incompetent, physically grotesque retard.

I'm absolutely fucked gutted for him.

The rule is so dumb.

Mistake bringing the sitting mid off.

If I saw Paul Merson in the middle of the road I'd probably just accelerate. Best thing for everyone.

I think you'll miss him a bit.

Won't you miss him, when he's gone?

Oxymoron.

Giroud's good, just not great. Should be playing for someone like Spurs instead of that useless Spaniard.

I'm glad to hear you're alright.

Last season should've been his last at the top level of the PL, like, but he's still a brilliant long passer of the ball and a natural goalscorer if you want him a little higher up the pitch.

Because at this point you'd need mental help.

Still the most surreal thing I've ever heard on Sky News.

I wonder if Mick actually thinks Colo's a good captain.

That's a Giggs parody.

The fans wouldn't accept Carver. Crap manager at lower level and total idiot at this one.

That is fucking brilliant.

Yeah, fuck him too.

RBs seldom are.

Fuck these journalists anyway, none of them have remotely told is like it regarding Ashley and Pardew.

Hmmm, they're 3/4 on Skybet. Whacked a wedge on it.