Ronaldo

Ashley would sack him. Whether it'd be too late to stop us from going down or not is another matter.

When one page represents a (utterly horrific) 2-year gap I'd say that one's pretty fucking obvious, like.

The manager and captain are two of the biggest cowards ever to be associated with the club and it's permeated.

Cronky.

He can't be completely judged on his performances under Pardew but it's pie in the sky hoping he'll turn out to be the PL striker we need.

By that standard they've been trying to throw most of our games since late 2012.

I'd forgotten about Rodgers' unique brand of 'correct' football. ie 90 minutes of aimless hoofs and long shots. Oh, and Rickie Lambert.

As if Balotelli maybe getting 12 goals a season is going to come close to replacing Suarez.

Agent Doubtfire with the confirmed kill.

Crumpy's getting the plod involved.

Kinnears worked out how to use the internet?

Why did he ask for it then? Initially you mean ? Because he cares for his beloved club who's name was getting dragged in the mud. He wanted to save it from relegation. You honestly didn't know this ? I meant after we were relegated you complete tool.

Why did he ask for it then?

As much as he was/is a shit actor, Pierce Brosnan with that haircut looked superb as Bond.

Really? The same Bobby who called the fans jerks???

So refraining from acting like that constitutes a 'stab in the back'? Shut up. No, I meant more by agreeing with the fans. He's basically stood up for his mate. Why are their such double standards in football? We're allowed to call players, referees, managers and coaches whatever we like, but as soon as someone does it back we grab our handbags and cry about it? Bloody ridiculous. Clearly not, as the stupid cunt took offence to a perfectly legitimate banner.

So refraining from acting like that constitutes a 'stab in the back'? Shut up.

What do you mean 'what was said'? He was going after the sign, the useless cunt that he is.

Diamond Inn tonight at 11:30.

Go jump off something high overlooking something hard.

Williamson.

Rather have someone with a proven track record of doing well over the past 12 years in the PL than a random Frenchman.

Same type of pundits that say we only want Pardew sacked because hes from London and we are losing because we sold Cabaye? No. But thanks for adding an example to my point.

I've actually lost count of the amount of times pundits have laid into Coloccini for nonsensical decision making in the past year. Some fools in our support still rate him for some reason.

Dennis Wise: "They've been embarrassing and appalling."