Ronaldo

Of course we do. Mapou first and foremost needs a leader to hold his little hand and Williamson, the only one we have at the back, is a poor player by anyone's definition. His legs are fairly quick but his brain is anything but.

Well, let's hope he has more ambition than Sammy Ameobi. I'm sure he does.

It's been one of the tedious subjects of the summer along with 'the king' and 'left backs' and 'fret', like. Boring as fuck.

Than scoring goals and not conceding them? Aye, alright.

I would caution everyone to contain themselves a bit, like. You can never judge any player by performances in friendlies, and especially not wide players. They've always got loads of space to run into and the hard tackles are nowhere to be seen. He looks a talent and let's hope he can become a player, but starting for us? Restraint. And this. Give him to Hartlepool for 3 months. If he impresses look further up the leagues.

I think it'll be Cisse (mainly) and him largely sharing the duties depending on the opposition. Not good enough.

We certainly are, I just think it's more about Sammy's total lack of improvement than his surname.

Any shite he gets is probably more to do with the fact he's not improved one bit in well over 3 years. Not even Boro want him.

Mapou.

3 months older than me. Cool.

He's arousing.

Well, obvs.

tragically true. Best header since Martins at OT in 2008.

What a fucking finish.

I don't think I've ever been shocked by anything less.

Gouffran.

I knew Malaga were good. That doesn't excuse our shit performance though, Malaga could have been beating us 10 nil at half time Will you chill out, Triggs? We all know the side that started yesterday would finish 20th in the PL. I know a lot of the players on our team were terrible but I really enjoyed watching Malaga play in the first half yesterday and I think they are a good side They are, but you're overstating the significance of the game a bit. We know far too many of those players aren't up to it.

I knew Malaga were good. That doesn't excuse our shit performance though, Malaga could have been beating us 10 nil at half time Will you chill out, Triggs? We all know the side that started yesterday would finish 20th in the PL.

Are you suggesting we don't need a striker?

Who do you think we should buy as a 15 goal minimum striker? His point is that Wickham will not score that many goals. Which other striker we should get is irrelevant as long as Wickham is not the answer. He was just asking, stop being such a tool.

None of the CBs are good enough. All of them have their strengths but ultimately I don't want any of them starting for us next season.

I sincerely hope not, but there's a reason Guthrie's 27 and likely to be stuck outside the PL for the rest of his career in spite of his natural talent.

We both know he'll have a much better career than Danny Guthrie.

I know it was only a friendly but Malaga came 11th last season in La Liga and they made us look like a Sunday League side today with their passing and movement in the first half We had players out there that aren't up to League One standard, what do you expect?