Ronaldo

Have you just woken up from a 30-year coma?

I don't get mad. Especially not at you, man.

Precisely why he was sacked. Weren't in the top half of the league, mind.

They're already exposed to a ridiculous degree, Colback won't make any difference to that. It's Pardew's tactics of not having anyone sitting that's the main problem in that department. That and the fact we've not had one defender who's looks comfortable with players running at him since Jose left.

Jones, Smalling, Shaw and Welbeck are exciting attacking players? News to me, like.

Having players stopping our young lads getting into the first team seems like a major positive to me.

Fair enough. I really want to see the US do well but it amazes me how they accomplish it with mostly MLS players.

I just mean generally the US puts in reasonably competent displays in the WC. It amazes me how when the standard is of such low quality going by how they perform in European club football.

How the fuck do the US do it with such rubbish players? Do they get well funded for facilities and the like?

I wouldn't quite go that far, but he's got some future ahead of him. I'd certainly start him against Costa Rica and Uruguay, mind.

That mid table side that hasn't finished near mid table the last two seasons? I hate to be flippant but 14th is pretty near mid-table, like.

Part of me wishes he was doing the punditry. Would've made a right embarrassment of himself, as per.

Foster's a good keeper. He's certainly not overrated.

And agents' fees. That £17m we spent in Jan '13 was actually well over £30m, mush.

Disappointed he's stuck with Alsoran out wide.

As if Ross McCormack of Leeds would be our third most expensive signing since Obafemi Martins 8 years ago.

I'm with Ian. Ridiculous and cowardly decision from the ref.

The way I see it, Colback's average and a bit of a cunt, we've had - and currently have - plenty of that sort. It's nowt new.

It was rash, I'm not saying he deserved a red card, but it's a friendly after all just unnecessary. Valencia's reaction is idiotic, but the thought of a leg-break there probably got the worse of him. Valencia's just an arsehole who knows he'll be back at Wigan soon. He's angry about it.

The Welsh National Team.

Unfortunately we don't have any class defenders. It's our second choice back 5, man. The first choice 5 are adequate at worst. They're alright, but they're not top-drawer. We often look shakey even with the first XI. How many goals did we concede in qualifying? I don't know. Wiki says 4 in 10 games.

Unfortunately we don't have any class defenders. It's our second choice back 5, man. The first choice 5 are adequate at worst. They're alright, but they're not top-drawer. We often look shakey even with the first XI. How many goals did we concede in qualifying?

Your OTT rants on here would carry a lot more weight if you didn't go the games and wave your scarf. You should start reading my posts, Rocky. Everything about them leads me to believe you despise pretty much every aspect of the club, which I wholeheartedly agree with. I've you've packed in attending, fair play.

Unfortunately we don't have any class defenders. It's our second choice back 5, man. The first choice 5 are adequate at worst.