Ronaldo

He was singing a rude song about Pardew.

No. He'd benefit from it, obviously, but he's mainly about getting the right service from out wide.

Boss who relies on service. Ashley Young and Nani don't cut the mustard in that department. Probably the best poacher around, and is actually better with his back to goal than he ever gets credit for. Whether there's sufficient scope for that type of player is up for debate, though.

I'm not. If Pardew's still here it'll just be another cower 'n' bottle fest.

Proud of those who left. The vast majority of the rest can fuck right off.

Yeah. Forget it. Sorry. Actually I'm not sorry. I'm supremely glad Liverpool and Chelsea will win fuck all this season, even if it means those plastic bastards do.

Nah. We need Liverpool in with a chance come Sunday to cut through us like warm butter.

Nah, it's a brilliant header. Perfectly placed with the right pace. It was a good header but Howard did not need to dive like that should have been a routine stop. Something going on today with Howard. Him being fairly shit probably has something to do with it. Nah. This something different. He's usually decent.

Nah, it's a brilliant header. Perfectly placed with the right pace. It was a good header but Howard did not need to dive like that should have been a routine stop. Something going on today with Howard.

Tyler's looking for some rope.

Eerie how keepers often seem to dive the wrong way against City in must win games. See Kenny, Paddy. £££££

GET THE FUCK IN. Listen to Tyler.

For the love of god.

At the end of the day though Ron, you wouldn't say it too his biceps would you? I've put far bigger and better men than that utter cripple on their arse.

Bye cunt.

64, like.

Don't sugarcoat it.

Except when he did it after the game against Arsenal last season?

We need to burn him.

Bye to Fulham and Cardiff. Utter shit. Burnley and Leicester ahead of this nonsense any day.

First CB to score for us in the PL since Taylor in May 2011 against WBA I think. Shocking stat.

Hardly, like. Have you seen the shite Man U put out? Fletcher, Carrick, Nani and Young as a midfield 4 ffs.

If there's any consolation we're getting rid of a load of utter rubbish from the PL today.

But Giggs has all the credentials.

Autographs ffs. Utter pricks.