Ronaldo

Disagree. He's perfect for this L'pool system. I doubt he could play so well under Hodgson or for England. As opposed to James Milner?

Arsenal might just scrape 4th. If they don't Wenger's surely got to go.

He has one good game in six. Never gets a kick against the better sides.

Ugh. I had a Leeds fan telling me everything was OK because we were top 10 and none of it was Pardew's fault on FB last night. Fucking owned him. Which is a shame because he's one of my best mates, or at least was, and I thought he had far more sense than to believe such tripe.

Henderson's a much better player.

It's about as believable as him letting Mike Williamson tell him where to stand.

The fat cunt's about as convincing at covering his tail as he covering his near post.

Don't get me wrong, I find you mildly entertaining at times. Just don't know how you've managed to hook 4 or 5 posters the right side of stupid.

Nah, their squad's crap, man. And like TRon said they only got 1 point under PDC. Poyet would be achieving something pretty special in keeping them up.

Has this guy not been sussed as a WUM, like? It was only t'other month he was on about re-signing Lovenkrands instead of Remy.

Careful. They'll be after you for saying that. Not a talker but always leads by example, turning his back on those nasty hard shots and putting his head down for set pieces.

Well I made that decision when Sulun dicked us at home last season, but keep your Sky TV, man. Don't let them fuck with your enjoyment of football that much.

Guv's played a blinder, like. Well impressed.

Which is why the fans have to force him out, matey. Nobody else will.

He can be somewhat useful in the event of several injuries is how I'd put it, like. Bit embarrassing that Milner's almost a certainty to be in the squad, tbh. Fortunately we've got quite a few wide players and CMs coming into their own, so this should be his last tournament.

You've got to remember, we're taking about a largely untalented bunch of gutless 'grafters'. Of course some of them are going to be at odds with a maverick like Hatem.

Depends on the opposition, horses for courses and all that. I would rather Milner working his arse offer covering others than someone like Wilshere/Gerrard playing deep where they won't be as effective. Milner wouldn't make my first choice 11 either but he can be a very useful player to have in the squad. Very useful is overstating it.

He's a fucking workhorse, man. He had a better game than a hit and miss little pussy like Navas, so what? Shouldn't be anywhere near the England first Xl.

Believe every word of that. You see can he's a useless cunt just glad to be earning money and getting the occasional game.

John Carver's white last time I looked.

What did you expect, man? Without Pardew/Woodman he'd be sitting on the bench at Yeovil Town, at best.

When the owner is looking for success or cares about harmony between fans and the club, perhaps. Ours isn't and doesn't. Has to be a breaking point somewhere though. I agree, but it's all about keeping momentum. If we get 4 points from the next 4 games you know he'll be in charge come August and he'll have another season to fuck us up with.

When the owner is looking for success or cares about harmony between fans and the club, perhaps. Ours isn't and doesn't.

By turning a blind eye to a regime that has successfully turned us into a slightly bigger version of West Brom. True, though. A win against Swansea is no good.