Ronaldo

Was tempted to mention SWP, but he had plenty of chances at Chelsea and later City and simply wasn't the same player when he wasn't the main man.

He's average at worst. I know for a fact if he was French/Dutch/German and had scored and impressed for his country this season there'd be a collective wankfest going on, with you cheerleading.

Sinclair, Rodwell, Sidwell, Bridge. All of them had talent to do very good things and none of them will be remembered in 15 years. Still, they'll have lot of diamond earrings and bracelets that glow pink in the dark.

Nah, Cisse to right wing.

Poor? Dear me, man. I know he's English and nowt special, like.

It wasn't even Parry getting roasted.

No. I am surprised that you've bothered to post this over 8 years too late.

Another season of Willamson and Colo and 4-4-2 with MYM back in France by January at the latest.

Gouffran would be on the bench where he belongs.

I don't think that would quite work out, unless you're thinking of a different Steve Buscemi.

Human garbage.

I wish. It'll be 2 or 3-0 and a positive result to round off a solid season.

Load of guff that. They lost to Chelsea at home and drew with a team in brilliance form away on the back of a crazy amount of wins. They lost to Chelsea by piling forward and being stupid in a game they didn't even need to win. A draw there and they only need to win tonight instead of needing to go suicidal to try and correct the GD. They were far too desperate to show Chelsea that the mighty Liverpool were back and fell right into the trap. Alright, but it wasn't far excess of our failure. Liverpool had two of the three richest sides in the world after them and had virtually no margin for error.

They'll get 4 points from their last 2 games even if they play terribly.

Still have 5 goals in them, mind you. Can't see it, man. Can't see it at all. We are so turbo shit man. Like just plain awful. Our defense will leak goals against them, even if its 2 or 3; we'll still lose. We're not getting a single result out there unless Suarez, Coutinho, Sturridge don't turn up I think it'll be around 2-0 or 3-0. Which will be spun as a positive result by Pardew and the morons will eat it up.

Load of guff that. They lost to Chelsea at home and drew with a team in brilliant form away on the back of a crazy amount of wins.

Still have 5 goals in them, mind you. Can't see it, man. Can't see it at all.

They'll be flat on Sunday now.

Gerrard's legs really have gone, like. He looks arthritic after 70 minutes.

It is if City win by a 2 or 3 against Villa, it'll kill Liverpool's chance. I don't think that's a good thing at all. I want them coming at us for 90 minutes.

This isn't good for us.

I'd prefer that didn't happen. 6 or 7 will be fine. We lost 0-6 to Liverpool without Suarez at home and it didn't make a hint of a difference. I'd like Liverpool to be one short of overturning their goal difference deficit, basically. Haidara had a bad game then iirc. Tooj, man, give it up.

They're virtually all on Pardew's side, by the sounds of it.

Take that in a second. I just want Pardew gone.

Why hasn't Beardsley? He was an absolute genius as a footballer. Because you can't teach what Pedro could do. It comes with talent, natural intelligence and years of practice.