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It’s like watching paint dry with your lot, mind. How do you do it? 1-0 wins all over the shop.

Matched the Pards masterclass of 65 points in 11-12. We're 4 points away from certainty.

Palace are literally a different side under Roy, mind. Staggeringly so.

Brighton ffs. Have a word.

Gordon on soon. You can feel that he’s perfect for this.

Keeping Isak fresh for Soton.

Burn might as well be a foot shorter for how well he uses it, to be fair.

Schar must have the record for looking like he’s out for weeks before recovering 2 days later mind. Warrior.

They’re too vulnerable not to lose one more game. No idea where it’ll happen mind.

69 points still. Get that we’ll finish 4th.

Love to know who the third is.

It won’t take 71 points. 3 wins and a draw will do it.

10 points from last 7 needed.

69 points is the number. We just have to win 4 out of our last 8 and get a draw.

Spurs at home is an easy fixture for them.

And surely no one was serious about Burn for England.

Pope was terrible yesterday. Easily his worst performance in a brilliant season.

Not a criticism of Howe to say Emery is a more accomplished coach - of course he is. Howe's done great with what he has here but we're still relying on some very mediocre players who in theory shouldn't be near the top 4. 5 wins out of 6 is brilliant.

Already equalled the points totally of Bobby’s last season when we absolutely robbed 5th. Still 9 points off Pards’ 11-12, mind - also 5th.

One of the reasons we need to spend money in the summer is to hold onto players like that. He’s far too good to share a pitch with Murphy, Longstaff, Burn etc. He is genuinely going to be the best forward we’ve ever seen here before long.

We’ve been atrocious. Really poor. Too many players in that lineup who *should* be out of their depth away to Brentford, in fairness.

How many corners and free kicks from his side? Never seen owt like it.

Fair play. Looked a different player today. Not just his goals.

Longstaff and Burn are lovable but fucking hell if we finish 4th with them.