Ronaldo

100%. As someone else said the supply to him usually consists of balls behind him or a hit and hope 10 yards in front.

No. Though goals from midfield would be lovely. 4 goals I think all season from them all. Not good enough.

1 win in 9 away from home in the league against a team clearly not PL level suggests this is correct. But it’s obvious what we need and I hope we can go out and get it.

He makes the wrong runs and plays the wrong pass so often. Shame because I’ve never seen anyone work harder but I don’t think it would be difficult to get a significant upgrade.

Nowt more loyal than putting the good of the club before your Saturday afternoon. Outrageous perspective.

Levels below? What’s that based on?

I think we have to sign De Gea if the alternative is 4 months of that. Need a bit of a keeper clear out mind if Pope gets injured and not one of them is fit to replace him.

I have tentative faith that he knows we need to buy a genuinely creative player who can play RW or a CAM / RW free role and evolve away from the ‘beat them with our running’ style that just isn’t working away from home.

Krath surely?

Given trying to blame other players for the goals. Bit of a protected species. He’s been so good this season but it’s madness at his age / position how much football he’s had to play.

No lack of effort but the away form is shit because we simply do not have a plan B when running and intensity are compromised or don’t work through the press. Everyone can see we’re lacking a RW fit for purpose and creative central midfielder.

We don’t use him properly. No genuine creativity behind him or either side. What do you expect him to do?

He’s a better keeper than he’s showed tonight but I’d rather we didn’t have 4 months of him on reflection.

Don’t think we’ve been that bad, just knackered. Type of game you need that moment of real transitional creative quality from midfield but we don’t have that.

Each to their own but have a word.

There’s zero to suggest his intelligence is ‘on another level’ to McTom who has already had a significantly better career.

And younger than when we signed him 6 years ago, bizarrely.

100%.

He spent his career at Bolton, then us (in a rotten 2 1/2 year period) then West Ham and Leyton Orient. That isn’t the career of someone with an outstanding football IQ. He was a fine goalscorer with 2 strikers in front of him to free up a few yards of space but he was a bloody awful midfielder.

Nolan was absolutely invisible in midfield during our relegation season and often in that first season back. Swapping him for Cabaye was golden.

How have I never seen that? ‘Fuck off you, ya blert’ when he’s climbing onto the pitch. ‘Get him done’ when that bloke gets his knife out.

Yeah Barton’s dickhead being a dickhead, no surprises there. On the other hand, the grain of truth is that there’s an oversupply of female presence of poor quality (like some of the men, fair enough) in football programming at the moment. It often stands out like a sore thumb, as much as I’d absolutely love to see a smart, experienced and strong young woman obliterate the opinion of a [nope] like Merson or lazy and arrogant twat like Neville. I put on SSN about 3 weeks ago, on a Monday or Tuesday night: There’s a middle aged woman with short grey hair in a tracksuit on a training pitch saying ‘men need to reappraise their attitudes towards women’ or words strongly to that effect. Literally not one person has finished work, come home, reached for the remote and put SSN on to hear that shit. Nobody wants it. It’s overprescribing at best and it does absolutely fuck all for the women’s game, the promotion of which is supposed to be the goal.

As much as I appreciate Callum we genuinely play all of our best football without him. Not to say he isn’t an excellent goalscorer and option off the bench.

The slammer. Reminds me of that Peter Sutcliffe musical skit on Brass Eye.

Not bothered about Brighton and Man U. I expect us to finish above both and if we don’t we’re not CL material anyway.