Ronaldo

I was agreeing with you.

Could hardly have missed.

I'd be overjoyed by that tbh. The luxury of not seeing his silly face for the last 10 games. Hopefully they put Beardsley in charge and he brings Ben Arfa and Marv back into the fold, and we play amazing football, and score lots of goals, and go undefeated. Finally culminating with Pardew then getting binned. Yeah, that'll happen.

Nah, Carr was someone he'd wanted for a while. I've no idea about Butt but you're right about Kluivert. He wanted rid of Shearer and to replace him with Emile Mpenza.

Norwich easy on the eye? They're the worst in the league to watch by a distance.

Did my head in that one. Would've been a good partner for Colo in his first season.

Smith couldn't run or play football, Faye could run a little bit.

You're both talking nonsense. Under Souness before Parker signed he was decent. Under Bobby he never really got firing and in the Souness - Roeder season he didn't make any impact until the last couple of months with Emre. I was at the games, like.

Did that ever happen?

Understatement. Barton never had the athleticism or ability in tight areas to be a PL CM.

That was his best season for us.

Hughton's the Michael Myers of football management.

Villa winning.

Sit down, Ste.

Yes. Multiple breaches of contract.

Steady on.

Turan dived.

(Real) Madrid lead.

3-1 all over.

HTT's a smashing poster but I think he's been under the influence of something pretty strong recently.

Pantilimon looks like a horrifically stretched version of Nasri.

Aye, there's no contest. Butt (in his last 2 seasons) and Faye were absolutely awful, though. Matty Pattison and our old mate Smudger also worthy of a mention. I was talking about Smith.

Aye, there's no contest. Butt (in his last 2 seasons) and Faye were absolutely awful, though.

Dzeko and Silva in the sequel to the Chelsea home game a few weeks back. 'We'll just do fuck all, lads.'

Only because of the timing.