Ronaldo

Villa winning.

Sit down, Ste.

Yes. Multiple breaches of contract.

Steady on.

Turan dived.

(Real) Madrid lead.

3-1 all over.

HTT's a smashing poster but I think he's been under the influence of something pretty strong recently.

Pantilimon looks like a horrifically stretched version of Nasri.

Aye, there's no contest. Butt (in his last 2 seasons) and Faye were absolutely awful, though. Matty Pattison and our old mate Smudger also worthy of a mention. I was talking about Smith.

Aye, there's no contest. Butt (in his last 2 seasons) and Faye were absolutely awful, though.

Dzeko and Silva in the sequel to the Chelsea home game a few weeks back. 'We'll just do fuck all, lads.'

Only because of the timing.

He's the not only one either.

We've had far worse than Gosling start for us in CM in the last decade.

Rio Ferdinand was very briefly England captain under Capello before getting injured wasn't he? Could be wrong but I think he's at least half black. What an idiot Campbell is.

If you want to watch us continue scoring 1 goal every 7 games they would, yeah. them 3 with remy, de jong and gouf in front. We would get goals, if you think different your clueless. I'm clueless for recognizing there's no wingers, no creative midfielder and only one real goalscorer in that lot? OK.

This.

I'd love us to spend £20m too, but it's not happening any decade soon.

Villa was his debut. Agree though.

We should sign him, far better replacement for Shola.

No.

Does he have ADHD? I've always wondered that about him.

Give him the benefit of the doubt then, provided it's the 4-speed V8.