Ronaldo

MYM's got something missing, like. If that's what he's like in training there's no way he can expect to start games.

Shearer's given him another copy of Mein Kampf. Shearer's 'Story So Far' is pretty crap, like.

How are Atletico top? They look rubbish.

No Remy? He's suspended.

Yep. An excellent, tenacious 0-2 defeat. Pards giz a wave.

When does this £70m actually come into play?

1-2 usually means 0 arrivals so 3-4 probably means 2 at most. I'm excited.

What were they asking, £10m? Fuck do they think we are, some sort of top 4 team or what?

Not like him to talk rubbish in his post-match pressers, like.

Fucking hell that's how you counterattack.

What a player this Jesé looks for Madrid.

You and those exhaust fumes, man. What rubbish.

He's got quality, like, no doubt.

Personally I think it's funnier that Norwich aren't last on.

I get the feeling they don't want to put their commentary contract with the club, in danger. They will allow fans to speak out, but Ando will only go 'so far' when it comes to what he's allowed to say. I think he's just thick personally. Far from it. I've met Ando a good few times and he's a good bloke who knows his stuff. He'll be briefed on how far he can go with regards to how far he can go. That excuses him from picking on easy targets in the team and condescending listeners who ring up with valid criticism.

That it pleased him? Probably. That it was 'spirited'? No.

I really hope Cardiff go down, by the way. What an absolute cunt of a club.

He hadn't performed for us under Pardew and if he were still here he wouldn't be either. Goal and assist against Championship fodder, well done Wayne. If we only had you and Leon Best here we've be vying for the Champions League. Aye, right. I forgot there was no middle ground whatsoever between CL players and players far better than the ever-present Jonas Gutierrez and Shola Ameobi. It was a mistake to sell him. End of.

Whatev. You don't sell your second best winger for peanuts if your budget to replace him is £3m.

How thoroughly predictable. Says you, who was happy we got rid of him.

He meant Bellamy.

Thing is, if he criticises he's unemployed. His need for employment obviously outweighs his self respect.

I don't think it's much of a shame, like.

'We was overstretched with this 38-game format.'