Ronaldo

Well apparently it makes more sense to buy the replacement first. Who the fuck would've thought that, like?

Too expensive for us.

So basically you can't be arsed to commute. I'm not gonna bother with this nonsense other than saying I was a season ticket holder from '93 to 2013 and was happy to commute further when I thought we had an ounce of ambition.

You live in Manchester?

A lot will, but judging by the mood on here and who I come into contact with a lot won't including people who have been going for years like myself - enough is enough and I take no pleasure at all from saying that I stopped going after the 0-3. I've barely even been tempted to go back and I'm amazed that point of view seems to represent a tiny minority. I understand that thousands have nothing in their lives beyond 19 games a football every season but still getting 50K+ every game with this level of contempt and lack of ambition... People are either incredibly stupid or incredibly weak.

Everyone seems to have missed this post. It's open and shut in the FA's eyes, Pardew said he should have been sent off the FA most likely read them comments and laughed.

Probably didn't help that Pardew admitted it should stand, like.

It's shocking. If he loses this one he should be physically carried out of NE. Won't happen, though.

Shola has 1 in his last 55 or so I think.

Quality.

We're on the same page, then. No win in four.

A Benfica sub as a replacement for Cabaye. Great.

Yeah.

Four.

Fabrice Pancrate 9 goals in 36 games for them! Either you're making that up, somebody else is, or that useless league is even worse than I thought.

1 assist in the last 5 years. Sounds like the perfect Cabaye replacement.

He's probably got like 1 goal and 2 assists in his entire life.

MYM will be quality in the future. He's still a long way off that in the PL.

Sissoko won't be in the squad? Seriously?

They aren't exactly packed with them either. Who cares? More than us.

We need goals to win games, as it stands we have none.

Who's the two international club captains?

Are you drunk?

Doesn't even make sense.

Happened 3 years ago, mind.