Ronaldo

We can’t expect to keep Isak, Bruno, Gordon just being alsorans. They’re better than that.

What will represent success next season? I think it’s CL or we count the transfer requests coming in. Lots of pressure to get this summer right and start well.

Not the type of forward we need at all. Wouldn’t want to be back up and not flexible enough to go left or right of Isak to any great effect.

Have a word.

Your mate Southgate will find a way to nullify them, fear not.

Really looking forward to seeing him. How we could’ve done with him for last 7 months.

Someone beat me to that brah.

Was never a thing. 99.9% of the fans adore him. Bloody rare that.

Kaka’s fave, to be fair.

Great players, good players and mediocre ones, generally. I know where Ross fucking Barkley sits.

Neither of them is a number 6 and the thought of him coming in for Bruno, man. Just stop.

Yeah I’m gonna leave the ward now.

He’s 31 this year, just been relegated and a totally different type of player to Bruno. I’m not your nemesis. I think you’re brilliant. You just come out with outrageousness - but I mostly appreciate it these days.

To play where?

Can’t really sum up that season without writing an essay. Still very happy he’s our manager and would only swap him for 2 or 3 coaches on the planet. Big summer coming up. I hope I’ve seen the last of quite a few players who’ve featured.

Just needed a rest, 50 games club and country a lot to play behind midfielders giving little to no protection. Needs to be used wisely for 35 games next campaign.

I haven’t, comes directly from someone with the squad in Chiswick.

He’s not with the squad in London.

I think I’d lose all my faith in the current setup if Pope departed before Dubravka mind. Would be utterly mental.

You say that but Man U didn’t want him anywhere near their team last season, Howe replaced him basically first chance he got, and under Bruce I never saw a goalkeeper remotely better than lower half of the table. He’s shit, and I’m angry we’ve persisted with him for more than half a season when most of us had it sussed in December that we couldn’t afford to see out the season with him saving fuck all / staying glued to his line.

We’ve got too many players who know it could be their last chance to succeed in that situation, frankly. Professional, dedicated, likeable but ultimately short of the required quality and winning mentality. Unfortunately they all need marginalising or binning off if we’re going to progress.

I’m not sure anyone is doing that. It was a very typical away performance for us this season; disjointed, always vulnerable to concede, unable to control the game / kill the game and consolidate for periods when we needed to, midfield absolute awol defensively and offensively. 17 points on the road is pitiful. On the other hand I remember we’ve had Dubravka in goal for more than half the season.

Months.

Why did we spent £40m on him to be behind Murphy and Almiron in the pecking order then? Jury is out but it looks like a lazy signing.

Can’t absolve him completely. Maxi gone so we could spend nearly £40m on Harvey Barnes to sit on the bench behind Jacob Murphy? There’s time for it to change but that’s a shitshow.