Ronaldo

Another song to add the TU list? Shola song, Jonas song, Llambias song. Sounds about right for you lot.

Be interesting to see what he has to say given that he's been more explicit this summer on our need for signings.

Tiote in the starting Xl, man. For what? So we can piss more points away.

He deserves to be driven into an early grave ASAP for his mountain of lies and disparaging comments about us.

Velodrome is one of the best stadiums I've ever been to for a number of reasons. Anyone making that swap doesn't give a single fuck where he's playing.

They aren't treating me like an idiot. Till they fuck off they're not getting fuck all out of me and that goes for my family and most friends too.

I still think if we finish the season with this squad and this management we're down. Goals win games and I expect very little from this lot.

He's 26 mate.

Keeping him fit is worth so many points to us, man. Fills a massive gap in the squad. He does look quicker/stronger to me with this extra weight too.

Pretty sure me, Kanji and Cuba agreed he should be our captain last night. We knew.

He was chuckling after 17th placed Sunlun dicked us 3-0 at home, this must have seemed utterly hilarious to him by comparison.

Cisse always seems to be alone. Don't think he's a loner, just think he sees himself as a bit of a individual. I like it.

I think ability on the ball and off the ball would be a fairer way to present that statement.

I think he's perhaps the best example of the failing French experiment. Technically superior, easily worth his place in the squad and often the Xl due to shoddy competition, but ultimately completely without some of the imperative ingredients needed to perform well in the PL. Before anyone tags a needless stature stereotype to this post I'd urge you to compare him to the smaller Spanish players I see who are often frankly excellent off the ball.

That's my concern. Him and Colo share the same very blatant and vulnerable defensive deficiencies. You'd fancy a lot of horrible strikers from the lower end of the PL to give them trouble physically and in the air. Both essentially good defenders, of course, but this is what happens when you sign players with their suitability within the first Xl little more than a token afterthought: you get imbalance in key areas.

Enough's enough now.

Should've been on loan to some League One crap for the last few seasons, might've made him into half a footballer.

Rape these twats.

Eto'o looked poor against us.

Or a Strawberry corner season ticket holder.

I must have missed the chances they create every game.

No width, no thanks.

I think you might even be a closet homo.