Ronaldo

Tidy, tenacious, very quick and a decent finisher. Not too much else but those attributes alone make him pretty special in our squad. I like him a lot.

At his best he can't handle being pressured on the ball. He's been totally figured out. He shouldn't have the ball long enough to be pressured. You're right, because he shouldn't be in the team with such a limited ability.

At his best he can't handle being pressured on the ball. He's been totally figured out.

I've yet to see it. I hope you're right.

A DM who can't be trusted to receive the ball from the defence is not an asset to anyone.

Plenty of 'good' footballers fail over here. I don't want players in the team that don't create, don't score and can't win it. I'd play him ahead of total shite like Jonas and Tiote, like.

If he sorts himself out is he a huge loss? I'm fed up of advocates of passing football talking about us giving Tiote more chances. On his best day he's a midfield destroyer that slows down play, gives away stupid fouls and offers about as much attacking threat as Amdy Faye.

In fairness we've got far too many players that aren't physically good enough to be playing one that isn't effective in a footballing sense either. Anita may come good but he was a stupid signing that almost helped cost us, big time.

Pray.

We all know it's ludicrous. Nobody is saying otherwise. That lot will never amount to owt from corners, though.

We lost the only 2 players who wanted to attack set pieces. This lot are scared their gonna get their head knocked.

Allardyce is ten times the manager he is, man.

Needs to be asked about this useless donkey on that phone-in.

There's never any real goal threat. People posting these 'fantastic' lineups from our current squad need their heads knocking together.

Thanks. Bye.

Tiote's awful. Utterly shite.

Imagine one of our CBs doing that, man?

Darke and Mcmana saying it was a pen. Most certainly was a pen.

We've competed well, whilst exhibiting a lot of the reasons we'll likely finish 16th.

Pretended to be hurt and was stretchered off. One of the most cowardly things I've ever seen on a football field.

Mind you, I always thought that goal was intended as a cross.

When the inevitable 3rd goal goes in on Sunday, instead of going home, do whatever it takes to makes sure he's not in Newcastle come August.

Quality. Another season written off. Not going back to SJP with this cunt in charge without a gun.

He's done very well defensively since that awful game at Arsenal. Deserves a lot of credit.

Remember his debut very well, was also Duncan Ferguson's.