Ronaldo

We all know it's ludicrous. Nobody is saying otherwise. That lot will never amount to owt from corners, though.

We lost the only 2 players who wanted to attack set pieces. This lot are scared their gonna get their head knocked.

Allardyce is ten times the manager he is, man.

Needs to be asked about this useless donkey on that phone-in.

There's never any real goal threat. People posting these 'fantastic' lineups from our current squad need their heads knocking together.

Thanks. Bye.

Tiote's awful. Utterly shite.

Imagine one of our CBs doing that, man?

Darke and Mcmana saying it was a pen. Most certainly was a pen.

We've competed well, whilst exhibiting a lot of the reasons we'll likely finish 16th.

Pretended to be hurt and was stretchered off. One of the most cowardly things I've ever seen on a football field.

Mind you, I always thought that goal was intended as a cross.

When the inevitable 3rd goal goes in on Sunday, instead of going home, do whatever it takes to makes sure he's not in Newcastle come August.

Quality. Another season written off. Not going back to SJP with this cunt in charge without a gun.

He's done very well defensively since that awful game at Arsenal. Deserves a lot of credit.

Remember his debut very well, was also Duncan Ferguson's.

Eighteen years? Shame John Peters can't count.

Really gone downhill that restaurant. Used to be my favourite.

I'd imagine it was round about the time he started refereeing.

No reason Carroll, Cisse and Hatem couldn't switch during a game.

Except Woodgate.

How do you know? It obviously goes way beyond Pardew.

No.

See ya, wouldn't wanna.......oh, she's gone.