Ronaldo

Simpson's an awful footballer but he knows what to expect from certain players and usually concerns himself with just defending.

Been saying it for years; Allardyce will never get a side relegated. Too good at regularly getting points on the board.

Incredibly I think we look more solid without him.

Fair point.

Away from home I'd imagine they'd be a lot closer.

Might look that way on paper but the stats say otherwise. Do they? You've got to go back to February for the last time one of our midfielders scored from open play.

We need a big favour from Swansea.

Should have been here all along with Jonas out on loan. Doubt anyone would take him, like.

QPR look like they could actually beat us.

Been saying that for ages. They just don't function together at all.

Yep. Thanks largely to the rib-showing wankers that sing songs in worship of Jonas and Ameobi.

He's been poor for at least half the season.

Any proper manager would bin him in a second, man. He's been very fortunate that we've not had one during his time here.

2 goals from open play this season apparently. When you've got him, Tiote and Jonas in the starting lineup it's no wonder we've scored twice in our last 6 games.

I don't think it looks that bad, actually. Far more goals in that side than ours. Still, they're finished and we should beat them.

Give me a break, man. There's no leadership in any of that lot.

Was only a matter of time. Norwich play the worst stuff in the league by far.

The 1 on 1. Cleared off the line but that needs to be put away. At the end on the day he gave Collins a chance of clearing it which shouldn't have existed. It wasn't Collins, nor was it a huge chance in any sense.

Debuchy? Hmmm. Think I'd stay with the same defence.

Elliott Simpson Taylor Coloccini MYM Ben Arfa Cabaye Sissoko Marveaux Cisse Gouffran

I'm praying we finish 17th, like. It's my lucky number as it happens.

Which huge chance did Cisse blow?

He's part of the problem.

If we don't win this we don't deserve to stay up and Pardew doesn't deserve to ever manage in the PL. When we sack him he'll be back to the lower leagues. Hopefully in a few years he'll be back up ladders and he'll fall off one.

Don't deserve to play PL football if the players can't run wild against this load of crap.