Ronaldo

Was he in Argentina when his mother passed?

Christ.

Fucking loved such games last season. Only the WBA game from this campaign compares.

Is he actually any good?

Ancelotti and Rodgers in the same sentence, man.

Cabs instead of Jonas if fit.

Krul © Debauchery* Williamson Colo Santon Anita Bigirimana Jonas Marveaux Obertan Cisse * Been waiting 8 months to do that.

I'd have guessed this too if Pardew hadn't acknowledged Jonas' poor performances recently.

I'd rather have Paul and Barry in the squad, to be honest. At least watching them miskick the ball or hoof it over the bar would be funny.

We already have one vain queer we can't get rid of! LOL!! Excellent by your standards.

How would you feel if you were about to be dragged away from all your school mates to a underdeveloped shithole?

An away win? LOL

Shola should be playing non-league and scrubbing toilets with his brother from Mon-Fri.

In fairness 30,000 blokes regularly offer him the chance of a shag with their missus so if he has took someone up on the offer he can't really be blamed Where does 30,000 come from?

Nile Ranger's our second best striker.

Pardew's far better looking than Colo, to be fair. Can't see any betrayal on Colo's side in that respect.

I'd give it to Hatem or Cabaye. Tomorrow I'd give it to Krul, no doubt. Never agreed with it going to keepers on a full-time basis.

In other words you're still praying it's strongly linked to Pardew.

The rest of the midfield have been contributing from time to time. He hasn't, at all.

If those performances aren't abysmal I don't know what the hell is.

Why isn't Sammy Ameobi an option?

Why isn't he telling that to the first team players who have let him down, rather than a bunch of kids? The same first team players who you champion at every given opportunity in order to highlight Pardew's failings? Why isn't he telling that to the first team players who have let him down, rather than a bunch of kids? The same first team players who you champion at every given opportunity in order to highlight Pardew's failings? Most of them are leaving, or asking to leave as predicted by many a few months back. Which is what happens when you show no ambition and as result useless tosh play alongside players who deserve better.

They had a falling out quite recently, which our beloved manager was quick to publicize for no apparent reason.... Pardew is the poison at this club Utter rubbish, he's just the one who get's called on Ashley and Llambias' failure to address a dreadful situation.

Why isn't he telling that to the first team players who have let him down, rather than a bunch of kids? The same first team players who you champion at every given opportunity in order to highlight Pardew's failings?

I personally just think most of them are a shower of nothing. Sammy's attitude is wrong, the rest mostly seem OK in terms of effort when they've had chances.