junkhead

He fucked around with the club and fans' patience for too long.. good riddance

an official text?

goodbye Joey.. thanks for everything scouse cunt

fuck all that crap man, Owen is finished and Martins at his worst, loaded on acid, is ten times better.

Because Butt is useless even as a free space for the opposition players to run across. I hate to admit it, but we actually needed Butt. Alan Smith for all his "hard-tackling" and neat passing (no sarcasm there) has no sense of positioning as a DM. Smith was our best f***ing player in the first half, crack wore off in the 2nd

those fans deserved a win tonight.. fuck it, it's over

COME ONNNNN :LLLLLAAAAAADDDDIIEIEEESSSS.. GEEOOOOOOORDDIEIEIEIEEEEEEESSSSS!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYAYAHAHHHAHA

4-3-3 won't work with Nolan, Butt and Duff in midfield.. and Ryan fucking Taylor as wing back.. no fucking formation would work with them please, Alan, drop at least a couple of them so that we have a chance tonight.. Only a win is acceptable tonight, anything else and I'm coming to knife them all down!

oh man, what a cow.. but she has put on her hollywood hair and fancy nails and I bet she wears does enormous gucci goggles.. DON"T FAKE IT, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE COW! Give it up, start eating and get depressed like real people do.

He should've been sold months ago, offers nothing, doesn't care, legs are gone.. just release the fucker, so that he can have enough time to consider his next multimillion contract.. I pity the side that will take him.

those three and Martins are our only top quality players.. I respect them because they continue to give their all.. Owen, Butt, Duff etc have given up a long time ago and shouldn't be anywhere the first team at this stage.. if Shearer doesn't drop them we're down without even fighting.

How can you give Bassong a 7 for that performance. He gifted the ball to Darren Bent for the goal man. What did Carroll get a 5 for? He was ineffective. Mental scoring tbh. have a word.. Bassong held the whole team together as always

no shit..

that's what I'm thinking.. I'd rather shoot myself than witness another season like this one.. I know relegation would be a disaster for the club and the city and all that.. I can't help but feel we need to go through this in order to filter the crap in the team.. And let's name them once again - Nicky Butt, Michael Owen, Damien Duff, Alan Smith, Mark Viduka, Kevin Nolan, Ryan fucking Taylor, Shola Ameobi.. The so-called professional, vastly experienced nucleus of the squad which is directly responsible for where we are now. .. That group must have 5 good games this season between them and yet the few managers that we have still consider them somewhat important to our survival 'fight'? Fuck that shit man.. those wankers must all be shown the door after this season. They've taken the piss out of the fans for far too long. I can't believe some of them even have the audacity to fuck around in clubs in the city.. if this was Italy or even fucking Bulgaria, legs would've been broken a long time ago and that's what such disgraceful mercenary cunts deserve

Oba and Carroll upfront please and maybe even the fat aussie bastard

..I've missed about 10 games from the last four seasons, so it'll be a bit of a drag not being able to watch the team every weekend, but fuck it.. I'm sure we'll be on every other week.

I've been 10 since the start of the year, but today it was obvious that the players have given up.. nothing can save us

ALAN FUCKING SMITH!!!! god help us

completely hopeless once again..

His brilliance contributed to our winner last time around. That is literally the only thing he has produced the entire season. but that's his brilliance man.. fuck that

wankers better play as men this time.. another low confidence, spineless attacking game is not acceptable at that point and as that will surely happen, I'm preparing to come over and hunt them all down.

Did you want to see Torres and Messi leading our attack today? No, I wanted to see Coloccini instead of Ryan fucking Taylor, Guthrie instead of Nolan, Martins instead of Owen and whoever instead of Duff.. there's no chance of survival if we continue to rely on Owen, Duff, Butt, R Taylor and Nolan.

the must win game has passed.. it's over

s*** formation, s*** players, s*** football, s*** result.. at least Carroll is playing, I was having nightmares about Viduka

Alan Smith looks after himself, doesnt drink and seems to show an interest in whats going on around him. He's a good guy with a brilliant attitude. Its ashame he's s***, but I respect him and his attitude as much as anyone at our club. haha.. respect his attitude If he had any attitude he wouldn't let himself become a laughing stock on the pitch.. same goes for Owen, Duff, Ameobi, Viduka, Butt, Nolan and of course Ryan f***ing Taylor.. they s*** themselves every time they touch the ball but noooo, they're THE HONEST PROS and I'm meant to admire them for taking us to relegation while earning tens of thousands a day.. f*** that s*** man.. the way we played the last couple of games, it seems to me they've already given up.. no respect whatsoever for any of those wankers