junkhead

Chill kids, I'm pretty confident we'll get a better striker than Boyd

I think Taylor will leave. The alternative is a new contract around 50k a week and I guess Ashley would prefer to cash in.

woo exciting

The flashiest people are twats

The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face! ahahahah very good

woo.. A SIGNING!! Very pleased with it.. He may well have played his best game against us, but it's evident he's a good tackler and has decent pace and workrate. It would be interesting if we try him out as a holding midfielder, without ever seeing him play there, I'd bet he's a better option than Smith..

hero.. he saved the game man

fucking Japan man.. they're ninjas!

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remember him being stuck in the team to play at Blyth in the cup, scored a decent free-kick IIRC but the game completely went over his head (literally) otherwise haha, I watched that too.. Villanueva is a good playmaker, he's just too small for the Premier League

Also our contract with adidas doesn't run-out till the end of the season. Imo we won't see it in the last game.

Never understood all the hype about Di Maria.. Maybe it's just me but I've watched him about 10 times and I'm yet to see him have a good game.. He has great technique and a decent cross but from what I've seen, I wouldn't say he's better than Adam Jonhson for example..

haha, legend!

Agree. Although I said the same after his lengthy injury last year.. He played a couple of games for the national side and looked awfully slow and disinterested.. when they interviewed him after the game, he straight up admitted that he's depressed and disillusioned with football and even said that he considers retiring.. several months later, Mancini arrived and Petrov was flying until he got another injury.. we should stay clear

Özil is very good.. I remember watching him for the U21s several years ago.. the perfect playmaker

Petrov has better offers apparently. I can't see us getting him. How about Bojinov, he's available for 2mil.. Yet to have a consistent run of form anywhere but he's a very talented player and we can do with a complete-type of forward like him..

haha, that was good WOODY!!

"Hi my name is Big AC and I have short styled hair"

What?

Glad he's won people (and Ronaldo) over.. Probably the most exciting player to come through our Academy in the last 20 years. I have faith he'll continue to improve..

I disagree, as long that he's not fucking around. Ranger seems good at holding up the ball and uses his strength well for a young lad. He may prove to be a useful option.

Cajun is right. Ranger has looked promising. By all accounts he has some growing up to do but it's too early to write him off.

I have the bad feeling that we won't be able to improve our forward line much this summer.. We desperately need some sort of creativity and movement upfront but players with those qualities aren't cheap and realistically I can't see us signing somebody who can transform our generally predictable attacking style.. Shola and Best have to go. Haven't seen much of Boyd at all but I don't think a static poacher would be the best option to partner the static Carroll.

hahahahah Guti