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I will tell you what Scott Parker will do in a game. 1. Make a face like Steptoe 2. Make a face like he is negotiating a very tricky poo. 3. Wear his shorts as a necklace. 4. Turn around 8 times before a pass like a dancer in a music box. 5. Huff and Puff 6. Put in a few good tackles. 7. Put in a few s*** tackles and get away with it "because we all know that is how Scotty plays, he is full blooded with his heart on his sleeve" wrong he is a . 8. Do an impression of a small dinosaur. 9. Flick his hair a bit. 10. p*ss me off by collecting the MOTM award at the end of the game for doing the total sum of f*** all. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=698627#ixzz1uLzwlyJW Not one point isn't true Good banter that.

No shit sherlock

Think we will win after a HBA masterclass and Fulham will draw with Spurs.. meaning well finish 4th. Chelsea will then lose 3-1 to Bayern in the Champion League Final.

Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd and Liverpool didnt spend the millions that they spend on transfers now either. Making the job even harder!

He's not likely to stay at Feyenoord. He took an emotional farewell to the fans and the players some week ago. He wants to take the next step in his career. Think Balotelli will go back to Inter and Dzeko will go to PSG/Schalke or somewhere cashed up. Leaving a position for Guidetti at Man City along with another superstar signing.

Cant leave till Jan I don't think, so it's bullshit. really ? why's that ? I was going on what someone in here had said, but JH has said otherwise above. You arent allowed to swap clubs more that two times in one year, i think the ruling is. So he could go. Season though, isn't it? If you are signed in the Summer, you can still be sold in the January though. How about when Hamann changed clubs twice in the one window.

Cant leave till Jan I don't think, so it's bullshit. really ? why's that ? I was going on what someone in here had said, but JH has said otherwise above. You arent allowed to swap clubs more that two times in one year, i think the ruling is. So he could go.

I take it as a compliment.. that we are obvioudly superior and they have an inferiority complex

Fair play to the guy .. Hope they win for him and pray that he lives on peacefully!

Who wouldnt want a goal- a game striker. The only problem is whos willing to stump up 40 - 50 million pounds to get him.

stop!

You mean a new LOWinsky Wow you really thought that pun needed explained? Christ!

You mean a new LOWinsky

Krul Santon XXXXX Coloccini XXXXX Tiote Cabaye HBA New ACM New LW Cisse

You're right, hope the forum doesnt implode because of it. I'm sure it won't. Certains peoples brains will explode though because they cant handle an extra thread

He was 25 years old at the time - been in England for 4 years. Had shown the potential to be 1 of the best players in his position in the league but was at a club he had only ever known as a mid table side at best and they seemed intent on selling all their best players (most supporters were aiming the same criticisms at the board as he was). With one year left on his contract he had a choice: commit a few more of the best years of his career to a mid table side seemingly destined for more chaos and tipped by some pundits for a relegation battle. head to a side showing a lot more ambition - throwing a lot of money around and talking about a title challlenge. He just made the same choice that anyone who came to this country to play football would make. It just so happened that his judgment in believing the pre-season hype around Liverpool (and ourselves) was terrible. I'd hardly blame him for that He should have seen that the likes of Ba, Hatem and Cabaye were f***ing class in training and perfectly good replacements for Carroll, Nolan and Barton. Hatem was injured, Ba looked average until the end of September, and besides, Shola apparently looks like Pele in training, so it would have been retarded to make that call based on pre season 5 a side kick abouts. Rumour has it .. that Enrique is as thick as shit ... doubt he would know who was training well or not .. as a) hes not that intelligent and b) he spends alot of time in the mirror, moisturising and doing his hair

No I think Amalfitano will be his replacement and we wont see any other midfield replacements. unless of course Tiote is sold.

Really need Liverpool to beat Chelsea tonight .. just to piss them out of the race all together!

Champions League is the way to go .. Our reputation will sky rocket .. leading to more money form sponsors, more attractive to prospective signings ... It would be absolutely massive!

Makes you sick. When we were playing in an FA Cup final, these c***s were scraping past Gillingham on penalties in the second division play offs. At least Chelsea were playing champions league football and winning the odd trophy before they got their hands on dodgy oil money. This lot just showed up out of nowhere. f***ing hate Man Utd, but will always respect them more as a club than these small time no marks who just got lucky. Would like to see QPR to pull off a miracle and get a result at the Etihad. to be honest if a team has to do it, i'd rather it was a no mark team because it gets boring having the same teams at the top every season and at least a different set of fans get to experience some success. Thing is they are now going to experience success for a long long time.

Santon, Krul, HBA, Cisse

Poor Leon .. Trapps really doesnt like him..

Ameobis inevitable equaliser against the mackems ... Was awesome .. Only served to propel him further as a modern day cult hero

Was signed with De Jong, Santa Cruz etc.