Chris_R

This thing about us buying Wolves tickets - When literally no Newcastle fans turn up, because none were even going to anyway, they're going to herald this as a glorious success of their intelligence work and mag-detecting. All posts on Groom will from then on have to be signed off with "9-1, FTM, 6 in a row, Magblockers". Utter fucking melts.

FYP

Is this true? This can't be true. Can it?

Nothing Pardew could have done to save this team. Those 8 losses in a row would have happened under any manager.

I'll be delighted if West Brom win a few before the end of the season, shows Pardew up for being the useless shitstain that he is and rams another nail into the "nothing he could have done" coffin.

Wrong thread, but it can stay because fuck Pardew.

I'll be delighted if West Brom win a few before the end of the season, shows Pardew up for being the useless shitstain that he is and rams another nail into the "nothing he could have done" coffin.

That's pretty much perfect.

This man is a fucking colossus. 100 times the man that Pardew will ever be, 100 times the manager, yet about a billionth of the ego. I know one didn't immediately follow the other, but the gulf between them is just beyond belief. He makes supporting Newcastle a source of pride, a privilege, I actually look forward to match days now, which like many I for years didn't, and it's entirely down to this man. I think I love him.

Glasses in pocket. Love it. Mission Accomplished.

So he didn't play Mitrovic for months and persisted with Joselu stinking up our attack, losing us vital points week after week just so he could free up wages by loaning him out in January. Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

You'd have to be thick as mince to get "caught" at the ticket office for being a Newcastle fan. Now I'm not saying we don't have any thick as mince fans, of course we do. But I'd think that for every one who got stopped, at least 10 would have got in through the "magdetector". So unless we see loads inside the ground celebrating opposition goals, I'm going to assume that precisely none got turned away and that this simply didn't happen. Sounds like propaganda just to prevent anyone even trying for the remaining games: "Look lads, we'll stop you just like we did your friends!"

Doesn't matter really, does it? They'll still just declare whatever ridiculous attendance they want, on the grounds that they put that many tickets in a skip a week before the match and someone might have picked them up.

Excellent, thanks.

Not seen this, where is it?

Whilst I agree with all of what you say, pointing out they have a worse goal difference doesn't really count for anything. They're on -29, Bolton are on -28 and Birmingham on -27. If they overhaul the 7 point deficit they currently have, it's almost impossible not to overturn a -2 goal difference at the same time. They're still pretty-much fucked though, but like most on here I've no intention of getting excited until they're actually flushed. I can wait.

You don't need to get any food delivered, shirley? You can make fish and chips, you can make curry, whatever. Whereas if you've had a few beers so can't drive, yet are watching TV and fancy some popcorn, why not get it delivered? Never done it myself, can't see a massive problem though.

Nah, I think she's just found a photo to use as a thumbnail. It's still grim as fuck. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a fuckin tattoo Nah, if it was she'd have 2, 3, 4 and 5 crossed out.

About their level.

In a higher league.

You only need a quid. Tempted to rock up with a pound coin myself and ask if I can do due dilligence, see if I can get a peek at what their crowds *really* are.

They hate him after what, 6 months? We had 4 fucking years of this cunt, I don't think there's much competition. So hope he's still their manager when West Brom rock up here, it'll just be glorious to hear 90 minutes of constant abuse. It may break him. I hope it does.

Catts for free, like. Funny thing is they all seem to think that players like Cattermole and Rodwell should do the "honourable" thing, leaving and just forgo what is due on their contracts. Why should they have to pay the mistakes they've made ? They are going to have more issues with Kone, Khazri, Borini, Dilojobi (or whatever), Ndong and Lens's contracts too in the summer, lol. That's a lot of dead wood eating up a lot of wages. To be fair, plenty on here say Colback should take a pay cut to leave us.

It's just like how we bang on that all their fans shit in their seats. Oh, that's right, we don't.