Chris_R

Thought they could change their mind on the poll anyway?

Isn't Pardew obliged to do a press conference? Didn't realise he could just choose not to. Hopefully he's too busy getting sacked to be concerned about this. Edit: On ssn. I'll STFU.

I blame Ben Arfa.

Get the merry fuck in!!

I think we should reset the poll. Can't see 10 people wanting him to stay after this.

Even my father cheered that one haha.

Probably Arsenal when he downed that pint.

Drawing on fouls.

Half time sacking, perhaps?

Ashley is there. Superb!

The whole ground, I think.

Bahahahahahaha! Fuck off Pardew.

Don't think my father thought I was serious when I said I'd be cheering on Southampton. Just jumped up and celebrated that one and he looked horrified.

This is glorious so far. Let's hope it keeps going like this!

I wonder, just wonder if all our injured players really are injured or of some of them just don't want to play for this shit stain anymore. Just a thought.

Well, since all and sundry have suggested Pardew has 2 games to save his job and nobody has been banned for that, then I hope we get thrashed off Southampton and Hull. They really are a PR disaster show though, aren't they? Complete bunch of fuckwits.

I want to strangle this Ting Tong character... And Dave. f*** off Dave... I spent too long arguing with that Ting Tong before twigging it must, simply MUST be a troll account. Or a mackem. No way are they genuine views of a Newcastle supporter. Dave on the other hand has obviously been lobotomised.

My god but Southampton better fucking smash us. I couldn't bare it if we won, I really couldn't. It'd be another few layers of paper over a yawning chasm and we'd be back to square 1 again. This really is a vital game coming up.

Chris_R laying into Pards in the comments I just can't help myself. I read an article, see red and start hammering away at the keyboard. After pressing submit, I normally end up sitting red-faced, angry and breathless with no memory of what I've even typed.

Well stop making them spend all match running backwards then, you utter cocksocket.

Signed.

'Lose weight Fatty. You're ruining my Ben Arfa lie' Haha, that's probably terrifyingly close to the truth!

Keepers are a funny position. Any keeper can pull off a few great saves that look good for the cameras. The key is consistency, and being able to be a rock at the back. No doubt Elliott has made some good stops at times but overall he's a fat liability and hasn't done anything that would make anyone think he should be anywhere near the first team.

Aye, to Barnsley.