Chris_R

Aside from the gross stupidity of a 4-1 split, John Carver only scored 10 goals in his life and they were for Gateshead. No idea what his credentials are to coach our lot on how to attack. Baffling.

The main reason that Mike Ashley is the biggest problem at Newcastle is that any other owner would have sacked Pardew by now.

Those 2 either side of a half-decent striker like Cisse, with De Jong in behind them. It'd be great, if done correctly. Ie if the front 3 could have license to just attack and not have to track fullbacks to their own byeline whilst the striker stands up there on his own and fends off iced hoofballs.

Hard to shave when you haven't slept for a week and your hands won't stop shaking. Good.

"I don’t really know the answer" The only time he's ever got close to the truth in four years. Should just have printed that and nothing else, maybe repeat it 100 times to fill space.

Oh my. The joy it would give me to see him in our kit again, under a proper manager.

Did he type that with his face?

So true. Being shit and of course the horrid, awful football. Lost his passion. FFS. What an utter prick.

It was the African Cup of Nations That caused a language barrier between the players So the Journal are banned. He's genuinely used worse.

That is all just superb. Gutted that I'm unable to go but this has been so well orchestrated, so professional. Hats off to all involved.

Get well soon Jonas. Always worked his socks off for the club on the pitch, and seems a top guy. Really hope this works out well for him.

If this is true, we absolutely have to hound Pardew out on Saturday. And every day after that until he fucks off.

I am positively erect in anticipation of this video.

The first rule of forum club is that you don't talk about forum club.

If this were true, it'd be the stuff dreams were made of. Please be true.

Yes Alan, we were about to overcome a 2 goal defecit away from home. That was REALLY on the cards. Fucking bellend.

Coloccini? Hmm. Complete unknown, but I'll take anyone at this stage. Might explain why he's been so shit for a while, got his eyes on the top job! If he's planned this to get Pardew out, I may yet let him shag my wife...

Ie very badly.

He changed it to satisfy Ba instead of what worked for the team. Cisse on the wing ffs This. It was all so Ba could play up front, even though everyone could see that was only so he could engineer a move away. Pardew shot himself in both feet there. Idiot. Ruined a good system and lost Ba.

Utterly bemused that we've not sacked him already. I'm not bothered if Ashley lets us get relegated tbh. It's not my money, fuck him. That said, Pardew needs to be given dogs abuse from now until he leaves / is fired / dies of old age.

4 games? It's been 4 fucking years of dire football and 3 years of being shit. Cunts.

I hope each fucking page is his last.

They will be by the morning!

Not a chance he'll walk. Not a chance in hell.

Just keep F5-ing this site in the hope of some good news.