Chris_R

....hatem, marveaux... They can't even get on the bench.

If he gets a testimonial it should just be a 90-minute penalty shootout. Against Sunderland.

Goodbye Shola. Debut all the way back in 2000 I believe. Thanks for the 14 good games.

Top bloke is Shola, but only Pardew leaving would be more deserving of a celebratory wank.

I give up. http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/page2.html See point 3.

Congratulations on the worst use of an apostrophe in the history of written language.

Yes considering Mori and Gallup will take 1000 people as being bloody close to a representative cross-section when doing polls, 4000 huge. The only thing is that proper opinion polls are conducted by agents asking people who fit into the correct categories to provide a representative cross-section. This has been conducted by people who want to conduct it and will almost certainly include a gleeful mackem element.

I've just been sick in my mouth.

Not defending him, I wake up every morning and look at my phone desperately hoping to see his thread title with the word "sacked" in it but it shows how desperate we must be. Pardew knows he is going to get f*** all to spend, for some reason he thinks Shola would be an acceptable better than nothing option. While Shola definitely isn't the answer and even if the muppet changes his mind on the likes of Ben Arfa or Marveaux we will still have no-one capable of playing as a striker, Cisse will obviously recover but he hasn't been much use for quite some time now and Gouffran is never going to be given the chance to show whether he is capable or not. Nah, that's fair enough. It's a sad state of affairs but I do think his motivation for wanting to keep shola is more politician than anything. He had every chance to play Armstrong this season and didn't. Pardew's brain just doesn't work. We have players like Bigi who have shown a lot more potential than someone like Gosling but who starts? Lets not get on to the HBA debate! Gosling only got starts so that he'd agree to be trotted out in front of the press as Pardew's patsy. Let's not kid ourselves here. Then after he'd said his piece he was dropped again.

Need to make a banner. Have we got enough left in the pot?

They'd have just sat on the bed wanking each other off over the balance sheets.

This loyalty payment for completing a contract thing. It's spread over the full X years, isn't it? Not paid in full on the very last day only if they see out every moment of their contact.

Tried for about 10 minutes to type something articulate and coherent, but the best I can manage is "CUNTS!"

Not one penny to this lot until he's gone. No match tickets, no merchandise, no Sky TV, no setting foot in his tatty chav clothes shop. Bleed the fucker dry.

Fuck this shit.

Irony overload as Pardew accuses someone else of failing to manage: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-phil-dowd-failed-7103962

Text the wife during the game: "Watching the Newcastle game, amazing that we're actually winning" "Wow, that's great!" "Haha, no we're losing now. And had a man sent off!" All in about 5 minutes.

Yet Ryder will no doubt have one hell of a defence for him on Monday. Hope he falls out the window, the fat detestable c***. Which floor, Ronnie? How many is there? The top one. If its a 10 storey building, I'd rather he fell out of the first floor 10 times. Falling from the top floor would be too quick.

Wahey, another left back on.

Gahaha, that's better. Get the banners out.

Good.

Probably just woke up from sleeping in a ditch and is still too hammered to realise he's not employed by us anymore. He'll have gone there to scout Suarez for us as a summer signing, the drunken old shit.

"Can't compete financially with Leicester and Burnley"

Ah, just need to read this very page. It's been a long week. Sorry.

Has this cowardly charlatan given his friday presser yet, or has it just been burried under a pile of nobody giving a shit anymore because we're all so desperate for this other chap to come in?