Incognito

Kelly actually tutted when she drew out manchester united as the hom team!!

Mascherano 1-0

that wasn't short as in muriel grey (but by god yes i would). who is she anyway......there must be spome topless shots of her somewhere on the net....thats what the nets for. AND SHE HAD LEATHER TROUSERS ON... :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap:

Ran out of petrol apparently, stupid cunt. indeed. stupid fucking cunt. Perhaps it was his mother's fault,by not filling the car up...maybe that Mackem was saying to her "nee gas man...fucking nee gas". Just a very improbable scenario I know.

That's who i want...

yeap, but in this division he should be shitting over some of the shocking teams in this division Surely that is a red card offence.

I may be 19 stone,but i don't think that constitutes a crowd...

Come on Scunny!

I'm wanking furiously!!!!!!!

I laugh in the faces of glory hunting Manchester United,Chelsea or Arsenal fans.I sneer at historical glory hunters,Spuds,Liverpool etc.Yet as Elton John once said,I'm still standing!!Not as an admission of shiteness over the years,but my Dad,Grandad and even my wifes Grandad,have stood on the terraces and watch us under perform,for so many years,with a few exceptions,and had boasting rights. Thanks to Dennis Tuart,Kevin Keegan,Eric "had i have been a fan,i would have got a lifetime ban" Cantona and Peter Schmeichel,we would have been lording it big time.The fact we haven't won trophies for 40 years,and we still lord it over glory hunters,makes me proud tbh.

Well I never knew that. Wasn't she caught with a broken limbed ex Smoggie manager,in a hotel room?

Jussi and Schwarzer are good to very good keepers. Sorenesen is average at absolute best and not as good as Harper in my book. I agree,and there's no anti mackem bias here,Steve Harper,for me is easily in the best 3 English keepers .And showing anti mackem bias,is better than any of their custodians....yes...even the 9 million quid one.

Nail on head...someone with Gazza's talent and experience can only be beneficial to have around tbh.

I don't think Ashley will sell Taylor but Colo is on big wages so he would probably jump at the chance of to get him out. i still think he'll sell anyone who he gets a decent price for. They don't have to go though.

There's someone you could be polite and rude to at once.

Sorry Roger. Didn't read Pilko's post. Was the Afghan's hair in your eyes?

Not as good as our first choice central defenders tbh.

God i hope so.

Becks has started well.his passing ability looks the key to the game .

TF? True Faith. Terry Fuckwit is only a character.

Great story...Mads your experience are so well recanted,I can't wait for the next instalment.

He was one of those players that I couldn't believe we got a fee for, another was Kevin Scott. I quite liked Scott..i thought he had potential.

I think all people in England,who support teams Souness has managed except for Southampton fans would say Souness is a cunt.

Face from the A-Team?

Macdonald had Fulham playing some brilliant football. They were an excellent side.Ray Houghton,Gordon Davies and Sean Gale at the back...excellent to watch.Don't know how they didn't go up tbh. paul parker aswell i think. Yes him too.