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Which we absolutely should.

And the angelic Eddie Howe.

Be tempted to protect Wilson and Maxi TBH, although I know that’s defeatist. There’s such a tiny chance of any points. Maybe we can rattle them a bit with the atmosphere, but still.

Anything up to a three-goal defeat is a result really. Could be an absolute murder.

Very tough slog, worst we’ve played for ages. Have faith in Eddie sort them out at half time.

Where did that come from?

Basically just jump on anything that’s trending. It’s pure crap, albeit funny in this case.

Wondering about captaining De Bruyne instead and hoping for some luck. Probably not time to gamble yet.

Wonder when Botman will come in? It’s not like there’s an easier game than Forest at home.

The reports so far suggest he'll be really easy to get... depends if that's true I guess.

When is their CL playoff game BTW?

Mainly because Ekitike didn't really seem that fussed.

If we can't go to £40m we won't be signing many good strikers.

Willing to sell and 40m? It’s a deal lads.

Too many syllables for a haiku.

“I am their leader, I must follow them” - Jim Hacker: Yes, Prime Minister.

I want to believe. (Even though I've never seen him play)

I think because it’s still run by Castore, who just seem like a very tinpot operation.

We pronounce Joelinton totally ‘wrong’ as well, but we don’t claim to be Portuguese speakers.

Yeah, terrible move, don't get it at all.

Only the sending off is luck TBF, but I agree!

I'm not sure Willock would do better than Almiron in that position.

Think it’s hard to separate them at the moment, both look like brilliant up and coming managers.

£15m for Damsgard is brilliant.

It would be really nice to win so we can take a hammering off Man City and still have a good points total. Brighton were good today but Man Utd made them look good too. We won’t give them as much help as that. Tough game but we should be looking for a win.