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Who is Keith barrett.

He's not like Viduka but then again Berbatov isn't, ok both are good on the ground but Viduka's game is also about strength. Ashton is as close to the Duke or Berba as you're gonna find.

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I don't agree. I think Ashley (assuming we stay up) will realise how close he came to having his asset half in value. I think Shearer will get a free reign and around £20m plus player sales to spend. I was just saying this to my mate earlier, if he looks at it this way. Say we went down first season our value would probably drop by 50-100M, which is alot, so say we'd be worth 250M ish with his total investment standing around 325M, thats a 75M loss. If we stay down another season, you'd be looking at a further 75-100M loss, so we'd be talking of the club being worth something like 125-150M, total lost 150-175M. Every season we stay down our value would reduce until we were worth around 50M provided we had decent gates. So He could lose 275M. This is one of the reasons I don't understand why some people almost think Ashley is doing this to us on purpose. I think Shearer will have free reign and like you said around 20M plus player sales and the money from Milner, Zog and Given. 20M is less than 275M and he'll have learnt alot this season.

Where the hell is Viduka in that list.

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Agreed. It's not his weight that's the problem, but rather his agility and mobility. I think doing some sort of yoga or tai chi would go a long way to helping him I'm sure Boro used to give him some strange type of massage therapy, can't remember what it was called now, it was on SSN once.

That picture is class, you can see he cares about the club just as much as us. I know it's not like Shearer but I could honestly see him crying if we go down. Great Man. Love ya Big Al

Surely this match is more important than going to Germany. You can go to Germany anytime.

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If we win this we are safe. Harper Beye Taylor Bassong Duff(put in a good shift last night and some great tackles) Guthrie Nolan Butt Lovenkrands Martins Viduka

What a night, great game, I thought Viduka was outstanding and if we'd had him more this season we'd be safe by now. Owen is a waste of space, he's lost eveything now, can't finish, seems to have lost his postional sense, he's a joke.

That reminded me remember when that bloke chucked a pie at Ginola, I think it was against the mackems.

aye I just mean any other season we'd have gone down.

Aye Im getting pissed off, everytime I think its over and we are down Hull lose. If we stay up its not because we desrve it just because Hull are so crap. If Hull stay up its not because they deserve it but because we're so crap. So then the question is who actually deserves to stay up? Maybe they should just send the 4 of us down.

Aye Im getting pissed off, everytime I think its over and we are down Hull lose. If we stay up its not because we desrve it just because Hull are so crap.

Just get some bloody ralgex on your groin and get your arse on the pitch you lazy bastard. I bet his groins aren't too painful to stop him dancing in a nightclub.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing. If you've got his pace that'll do. I've got a percentage of his pace... Which percentage 5 or 95? Somewhere in the teens. As long as its umpteen thats great.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing. If you've got his pace that'll do. I've got a percentage of his pace... Which percentage 5 or 95?

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing. If you've got his pace that'll do.

I was checking out the odds, we are evens to stay up and Hull are 11-8.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft.

Just neck a bottle of whiskey

Itll be like this. http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/dwarf%20football.png

I'm going to drink before and during the match, that way I'm less afraid to come for crosses. On another note, be afraid blue team, be very afraid, the average height of our team is about 6'4". I reckon we shouldn't have a mdifield as its waste of time, 5 at the back and 5 up top, long balls.