Carlito

! What a complete arse biscuit.

:lol: 4:35 "Bechioooooooooo! Rowe, Flo, Crow, Yo, Lowe, Pyo, Defoe!"

The Rafa and Gerrard ones are quality

We've actually won a league game though

Whoopsy

Past: Le Tissier and Fowler Present: Van Nistelrooy and Robben

Newcastle Are Not For Sale By Luke Edwards on Jul 10, 08 05:17 PM

I thought Bassong was excellent at the back. Won everything in the air.

He reminds me of Lou Ferrigno

What's Fanzone? The Sky Sports thing? Keeps making a funny noise every time there's a goal? That's probably Phil the Bolton fan. Funny as hell

anyone got fanzone on?

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Well there's no need for that!

So we've got a bunch of clowns who've allowed a cross-eyed midget to hire his buddy, Mr. Jokin' Ere. Seriously, could we be any more of a circus

Oh....shit

the place will stink of soy sauce and be full of cameras So it would be the same as always then?

Think the soap opera here would be right up his street... That would actually be brilliant. Finally..... The Rock has come back. To St. James. Park It would certainly liven up the pre and post match interviews, especially if we could get Mene Gene Oakland to replace David Craig Could imagine The Rock giving interviews as assistant manager. Rock: Well, John Motson, The Rock wants to say this...Dennis Wise! The Rock realises that you have one eye looks that way, and another eye that looks that way! Now the Rock hopes that the one eye you have looking that way, see's the Rock's hand coming that way, to slap that crooked eye straight!! IF YA SMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

Yet somehow with Newcastle they always do. It's like we're powerless to do anything as we have to watch our season die off in the first 5 weeks.

bloody hell. Could have been us

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isit a hitler tash, i wasn't sure what it was under his nose, pictures aren't clear, thought it was a mole or just shadows. To quote Father Ted, it's just a perfectly black square on the middle of the window

Di Michele's tash

Yeap. It's like all feeling has died pretty much, I hate that I could feel like this but I think this whole episode has been the straw that broke the camel's back for me. Although at the same time I think many will have expected this today as well. It's easy people saying even if we scored their emotion wouldn't change, but deep down I think it would for most, otherwise why bother supporting the club

"Fat b******," I bet it kills you when you type that. 3 hail Freddy's and all will be forgiven. Seriously though, the fat one and the other fat one appear to be just as bad as eachother.