Carlito

It's seriously time for Ashley to look at his entire time here and admit he hasn't got what it takes to own this club. Had we gotten Benitez in a month earlier we'd more than likely be above Palace by now.

Seen worse tbh.

The Juve top would be lush if it wasn't for the cheap looking collar.

This Un-fucking-believable, Jeff.

"Mr. Alan, how did feel of return here at Newcastle, the St. James <giggling>, feeling supporters that love?"

We've been on an upturn in form of late and we're so close to securing our safety, only for this absolute arse cake to possibly come back to haunt us and send us down. Reading this, I'm not sure why but my mind immediately went to the end of Carlito's Way "Hey, remember me? Alan Pardew from the Sourf"

http://static.squarespace.com/static/522a2049e4b0a0ce717e990c/t/526a62c9e4b09f576c311cd2/1382703854170/

That really does as well

"I was nervous but I calmed the team down cos I'm facking mint. I love me."

Would rather have 4 Boumsongs than these useless cunts

Can't wait to see these cunts big themselves up to the media again throughout the next week. Bar Mitrovic, they can all go and have sex with a wasps nest as far as I'm concerned.

FUCK OFF YOU SLAGS!!

YESSIR!!

HE'S GIVEN A PENALTAAAYY!!

MIIIIIITROOOOOOOOVIIIIIIIIICCCC!!

I had to do a double take when I heard that

We not allowed an emergency loan like?

Was talking to someone the other day who thought Rafa was a terrible appointment and would have preferred Moyes. Then again he said Pardew did a great job here so I think he was probably a WUM/Mackem.

Yeah but he's on the board FFS, can't say s*** like that publicly. "I'm Bob Moncur...bitch."

Defensively, he's shit. Going forward he's average at best. He's not worth holding onto when his attitude is just as bad as his inability to defend.

He's shit. Get rid and let him defend like a complete moron for some other team.

Damn. RIP

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