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How terrible losing must feel when you're a Barcelona fan. Every week you don't get three points probably feels like what conceding five goals does for us. See, this is why our quality of life is objectively superior. Winning feels even better and losing feels less bad.

Arsenal winless in 11 games when officiated by Mike Dean

Wellbeck

I'm getting more of a Garrincha/Bobby Charlton/Lev Yashin vibe myself.

Park runs into space. Ro-sicky cooly ignores him like a boss.

He's on Why is he getting booed? It's not like he's played for you before

Arshavin coming on Wenger you fucking troll. Korean commentators sound like they're on the verge of tears.

Sent them back to the bench. He's really never going to play a single minute in the Premier League.

He's not going to put Park on now, is he?

Park coming on :frantic:

I'd be pulling my hair out right about now if I was an Arsenal fan.

Park (the Arsenal one) warming up

Arsenal

Also, this Yennaris kid is apparently one-quarter Korean

Van Persie hurt... ...All of Korea stands up in anticipation

That'd be hilarious! Double substitution! I would jizz.

His career went from strength to strength after leaving us like... It's nice that players are ruined immediately after they leave us now as opposed to as soon as they join us like it used to be.

He's really, really slow. Pretty much his only weakness. Teams that look to take advantage of that have been successful on occasion.

Lampard, Gerrard, and Barry will probably be in there until they're fifty.

Yeah, Libya are the only country in the tournament with a destabilising political situation. Them winning would be a positive boost for all of Africa. Brutal sarcasm

Us going out after drawing 0-0 with Iraq, which we should have beaten, after they defended and time-wasted the fuck out of us for 120 minutes. Forgive me if I didn't find them that endearing. I hold national team grudges for 10 years minimum. Wiki says you drew 0-0 in the quarters too. No goals in two knockout matches sounds like you only had yourselves to blame for going out. Actually blame my team for playing badly? Fuck that sensibility, I'm a football fan. It's all their fault

Work rate has always been his biggest weakness so it's good to see that he's improved in that respect. I do kind of worry because Cabaye-Tiote is going to be our long-term CM partnership and if he keeps playing this well, he's not going to be content with being third-choice. Contract negotiations coming up as well. Surely not going to ever, ever be called up for England though

Us going out after drawing 0-0 with Iraq, which we should have beaten, after they defended and time-wasted the fuck out of us for 120 minutes. Forgive me if I didn't find them that endearing. I hold national team grudges for 10 years minimum.

I just imagined you Googling furiously to find that video

Do you not have wind in Korea? Cats and wind. Those are the two things that creep me out every time I'm overseas.