Vinny Green Balls

I know him - Hebburn lad! Ha ha ha! http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160520/3a81b67167cce64ce7c64d4a22a84c72.jpg What a weird neck. FFS, chilling reminder that our average lifespan is way too fucking long. Nature can go fuck itself.

I think you all are ready to start writing scripts for Japanese video game companies.

everybody going into all your base are belong to us mode?

SEMTEX did the thing mom always warned us about. Analog to crossing your eyes for too long. On the wind up for too much time, and the abyss stares into you.

I can't believe you'd actually dare make this argument. They were being signed to play for us, you complete and utter f***ing joker. Far too many weren't fit for the Premier League. Why do you have to reply like that man? almost 10 years on this site and you have to ask that?

Pretty sure WW3 is gonna start before next season. Our inevitable new owner will sort us out...

I'd say he's a more all night long era Lionel Richie tbh.

Tear the motherfucker down, Rafa.

We get fucking relegated, and this is the happiest I've felt with regards to Newcastle in 13 fucking years.

Ashley's off to Syria you say? Dunno but let's spread the rumour he's setting up ISIS Direct some of the cheapest and sportiest balaclavas that money from selling oil and stolen antiquities on the black market can buy.

Your having a bad day aren't you! Argument with the missus!! Did you perhaps help with the Kanobi sign?

The Allardycian Hutt was frighteningly accurate.

Lightning strikes are a results business, so respect is worthy only if they strike them.

Even more unforgivable is that it's the 21st fucking century. Every bit as bad if these idiots had a poll about if the augurs were correct that bad times were coming based on which direction a flock of birds was flying.

Actually I would prefer him formulating a plan. Much more destructive than him doing nothing.

Pretty much wasn't worth posting the first time he tried.

Poor bastard is just playing outside his natural environment. Put him in a cave 350 meters below the surface, and he's Zidane of the Underworld.

17 in the league

Any of our lot who give him the clap though......... the unfiltered definition of taking one for the team. Seriously though I would never wish that on gonorrhea.

What an amazing thing. A manager who makes changes when it is necessary, rather than based on some ironclad minute.

Just highlights that these sacks of shit can't be corrected, even by the best.

Old Yeller was killed by the one who loved him the most.

Would have been better in many ways if we didn't get Rafa. Now we have the ultimately depressing specter of losing him hanging over us. The cruelest joke Ashley could play.

What kind of twisted motherfucker would even imagine an eel covered in vaseline? That's taking a derisive shit on the proud tradition of pet shop.