Vinny Green Balls

Our shape resembles the manager, a fucking formless mass.

Royal fuck up here. They should have known months ago that Bruce should be binned immediately. so god damn obvious that this fat fuck is a fucking fraud.

God, Bruce is such an odious piece of shit. Self-pitying fuck. Woe is you for consistently failing upward, you fucking turnip.

...which is why it's a bit of an own goal to keep a hold of him even for one or two more games. His record is utter, utter dog shit, and is not likely to improve, given his past 20 years. He has absolutely no idea what he is doing. His presence is just fucking toxic, and the sooner they jettison him, the better for the club.

News on the ground is that he is going to the Saudi embassy tomorrow to discuss the severance package.

He fucking summoned his dead parents a few days ago to add to his whole pathetic woe is me spiel. Where is this professionalism?

Dignity? As evidenced by what he put out to the media recently. There is not one atom of dignity in that dipshit.

It's such utterly stupid reasoning. These guys have experience being shit, so they are much better able to handle being shit.

Really sorry to hear that, man.

Great to see you back, buddy.

A couple of lifetimes happened for me in those 14 years. From a dead end as a teacher with no prospects for cash to a bonafide documentary filmmaker with no prospects for cash.

Fuck's sake. The guy was an unstoppable force in his prime.

To be fair to him, he’s been fighting pancreatic cancer

Darlow has. He’s gone from bang average to not bad. I'm sure that most goalkeepers have improved under Bruce. They certainly get more than their share of action in the games.

Would be worth the price of admission to see the fat fuck get stuck halfway in the tv though.

Such shit news. Was a great servant while he was here, and seemed like a really decent guy.

Would look even better with Shelvey at the bottom of a diamond mine.

Everyone should have known how it was going to pan out as soon as Bruce appeared on the scene. To show up to a game after this muppet was appointed is akin to accepting spousal abuse. Frankly, I feel that Rafa's exit should have been the last straw after our being treated like dog shit for over a decade by this disgusting Bobby Hill looking robber baron. It certainly was for me. Otherwise, I'd feel like I'm continually engaging in the sunken cost fallacy for my history of supporting the club. I watch sports to be entertained, not to be blindly loyal to this horse shit.

Not to mention that plenty of the dipshits have vilified Rafa, despite Ashley's unforgivably abysmal management of the club. It just beggars belief, and is somewhat akin to the Qanon shit in supporting a suspected sexual assaulter - who was friends with Epstein and even shared a civil case of raping a teenager with him - to clear the world of the Democrats' satanic pedophile reign. Bruce is truly the paragon of incompetent, self-unaware loons, and is obviously the polar opposite of Benitez in almost every way. I wish I got continually paid for being so shit at my job.

gotta love a Tenacious D reference.

This. Basically at the battered spouse level now.

Spot on Nailed it. I've been called out on Twitter for saying something similar. And that's what makes this whole thing even more irritating. The fact this will be actually used as some sort of evidence of Bruce doing a good job. It's so revolting man Just utterly revolting that Bruce is managing a team in the PL. Just an utter charlatan.

I remember someone on here saying that he's looking more and more like an ageing lesbian. Most accurate description.

Groundhog Day with this cunt

19th-17th