Kaizero

The fact I get genuinely shocked when watching us play football like footballers is a scary thought

Spoke with him on Faceys a while back trying to get him to do an N-O comic with Stifler and ovens. Anyways, as far as I've understood he's from the UK. Supports Swindon but likes Newcastle: "I remember Swindon and NUFC having some great matches in the early 90s though and have always liked them as a result. Your fans deserve so much more. I have to say though, Mike Ashley does provide me with a lot of cartoon material!"

This doesn't really work like you think it does fwiw. I'm confused as to what I think it works like fwiw.

FWIW Jesus Gamez posted on his Insta "All the best @gwinjaldum". We should crucify him.

Nah, they're on par with Anderlecht and Club Brugge. Porto and Benfica are way better than the Belgian league, but after that (and the two you mentioned) it's a bunch of nothing-ness in 2500 capacity stadias.

You blackout the local areas if a certain % of tickets haven't been sold. Not 100% sure how it works in the US but it's something like that at least.

Portuguese league is way more shit* than the Belgian league, tbf. * Not counting Porto and Benfica.

I think Beren just cut this from the old thread. Going to try and not use my wildcard within the first two weeks this year. It's a lie anyway. He's started two threads before this one.

Because it looks funky fresh. Get with the times, KaKa.

Jose.

This thread title sounds like some kind of shady ass footy App game that spams you with commercials.

I feel like we mention Hitler a lot, considering this is a sports board.

9-11 GD over the 7 pre-season matches last year

Mayoral has already left? That leaves Mejia and Odegaard, maybe Lienhardt? Hard to tell because Segunda B is a really shitty level Even if his Bundesliga move collapses, Mayoral will probably get better options than the C'ship. Pretty sure they will want to retain Mejía if they want to push for promotion again this year. Benítez didn't seem to like Odegaard at all, so I guess you could count that one out too. Liendhart is a decent shout given your lack of depth at CB. Ødegaard would disagree with that. Said Benitez meant a lot for his progress and thought he'd have gotten more chances under Benitez had he stayed. Think, if we're after a Castilla player, it'd either be him or Zidane given the positional needs we'd have. I want us to get Zidane so I can get an NUFC shirt with Zidane on and not just be a pretendy-cunt.

Not a chance. Owen is the lowest of the low, along with Duff. Dislike Sissoko a lot more than Owen for some reason. Think it might be that I've hated NUFC at the same time as Sissoko has been here, which will have strengthened my hatred. Didn't really hate NUFC all the time Owen was here, so the hate for him didn't get as amplified.

Let's get racial like it's 2009.

Rico Henry FM-tastic. Yes please.

Don't include Zlatan on a list with those charlatans. Zlatan can actually back the shit he says up. Major difference.

It was the " I'm playing for a s**** club and I'm still great" bit that got me. Yeah that.....or maybe he's answering accurately to a question about his stature in France where all/most national team players are playing for top clubs. “I understand why people might doubt me." I didn't care about that bit. We are s*** and have been s*** for quite some time. The management and recruiting policy has meant we get players like this. It's more the 'I'm so great, I'm a CL player, I'm 10 out of 10 world class' type s**** he is coming out with. s*** he's coming out with in this case meaning s*** he hasn't come out with. But please do go on, didn't mean to poo on artistic interpretation of the lynching party. In case you didn't realsie, they weren't direct quotes you unfriendly ghost.

He's not comparing himself to anyone else. Saying he was at the top of his game. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo would've played better But he was on the same pitch as Ronaldo, as well as others who played better than him during the tournament. Ok let me rephrase. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo was on the other team and was 10 times better than me? More like -1000 then.

He's not comparing himself to anyone else. Saying he was at the top of his game. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo would've played better Never be happy with your performance as ten you'll never improve. You'll never reach 10/10, just always pushing to get there. God I hate him so much. You'd make a great inspirational instagram picture Once you're satisfied you've lost, man.

He's not comparing himself to anyone else. Saying he was at the top of his game. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo would've played better Never be happy with your performance as ten you'll never improve. You'll never reach 10/10, just always pushing to get there. God I hate him so much.

MRW reading that interview: