Kaizero

Sensationslized tbh Injured to fuck.

I love a defiant app.

Europa nights

Have you met Tubes? We need to sell them for a packet of crisps, man.

Classic double named players. Want them both just for that.

:lol: These guys are relentless. Dafuq is a number 3?! :lol: Urban Dictionary: "The act of performing an abortion on a toilet, flushing down the fetus."

He wouldn't come here Might do. He's not playing in the best league right now, surely we'll match what wages the MLS are giving him, and the prospect of playing under Rafa and earning promotion to the Premier League would be there as well. Isn't he the highest paid player in MLS? Second to KaKa. On about £105k a week.

Did Ranger turn up for Southend?

The fact I get genuinely shocked when watching us play football like footballers is a scary thought

Spoke with him on Faceys a while back trying to get him to do an N-O comic with Stifler and ovens. Anyways, as far as I've understood he's from the UK. Supports Swindon but likes Newcastle: "I remember Swindon and NUFC having some great matches in the early 90s though and have always liked them as a result. Your fans deserve so much more. I have to say though, Mike Ashley does provide me with a lot of cartoon material!"

This doesn't really work like you think it does fwiw. I'm confused as to what I think it works like fwiw.

FWIW Jesus Gamez posted on his Insta "All the best @gwinjaldum". We should crucify him.

Nah, they're on par with Anderlecht and Club Brugge. Porto and Benfica are way better than the Belgian league, but after that (and the two you mentioned) it's a bunch of nothing-ness in 2500 capacity stadias.

You blackout the local areas if a certain % of tickets haven't been sold. Not 100% sure how it works in the US but it's something like that at least.

Portuguese league is way more shit* than the Belgian league, tbf. * Not counting Porto and Benfica.

I think Beren just cut this from the old thread. Going to try and not use my wildcard within the first two weeks this year. It's a lie anyway. He's started two threads before this one.

Because it looks funky fresh. Get with the times, KaKa.

Jose.

This thread title sounds like some kind of shady ass footy App game that spams you with commercials.

I feel like we mention Hitler a lot, considering this is a sports board.

9-11 GD over the 7 pre-season matches last year

Mayoral has already left? That leaves Mejia and Odegaard, maybe Lienhardt? Hard to tell because Segunda B is a really shitty level Even if his Bundesliga move collapses, Mayoral will probably get better options than the C'ship. Pretty sure they will want to retain Mejía if they want to push for promotion again this year. Benítez didn't seem to like Odegaard at all, so I guess you could count that one out too. Liendhart is a decent shout given your lack of depth at CB. Ødegaard would disagree with that. Said Benitez meant a lot for his progress and thought he'd have gotten more chances under Benitez had he stayed. Think, if we're after a Castilla player, it'd either be him or Zidane given the positional needs we'd have. I want us to get Zidane so I can get an NUFC shirt with Zidane on and not just be a pretendy-cunt.

Not a chance. Owen is the lowest of the low, along with Duff. Dislike Sissoko a lot more than Owen for some reason. Think it might be that I've hated NUFC at the same time as Sissoko has been here, which will have strengthened my hatred. Didn't really hate NUFC all the time Owen was here, so the hate for him didn't get as amplified.

Let's get racial like it's 2009.