Kaizero

Rico Henry FM-tastic. Yes please.

Don't include Zlatan on a list with those charlatans. Zlatan can actually back the shit he says up. Major difference.

It was the " I'm playing for a s**** club and I'm still great" bit that got me. Yeah that.....or maybe he's answering accurately to a question about his stature in France where all/most national team players are playing for top clubs. “I understand why people might doubt me." I didn't care about that bit. We are s*** and have been s*** for quite some time. The management and recruiting policy has meant we get players like this. It's more the 'I'm so great, I'm a CL player, I'm 10 out of 10 world class' type s**** he is coming out with. s*** he's coming out with in this case meaning s*** he hasn't come out with. But please do go on, didn't mean to poo on artistic interpretation of the lynching party. In case you didn't realsie, they weren't direct quotes you unfriendly ghost.

He's not comparing himself to anyone else. Saying he was at the top of his game. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo would've played better But he was on the same pitch as Ronaldo, as well as others who played better than him during the tournament. Ok let me rephrase. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo was on the other team and was 10 times better than me? More like -1000 then.

He's not comparing himself to anyone else. Saying he was at the top of his game. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo would've played better Never be happy with your performance as ten you'll never improve. You'll never reach 10/10, just always pushing to get there. God I hate him so much. You'd make a great inspirational instagram picture Once you're satisfied you've lost, man.

He's not comparing himself to anyone else. Saying he was at the top of his game. If I play as well as I can for my sunday league team, should I rate myself 1/10 cos Ronaldo would've played better Never be happy with your performance as ten you'll never improve. You'll never reach 10/10, just always pushing to get there. God I hate him so much.

MRW reading that interview:

I hate him almost as much as Pardew. Honestly hope someone snaps his legs so he can never play football again. -0 out of fucking 10 my ass. Die.

I hope everyone he ever loved dies in front of him as a surprise party goes up in literal flames and there's nothing he can do to save anyone.

Demba was obviously a mercenary, but he felt like an honest one, if that's even a thing. I mean, I trusted him to always give 100% in all his matches even though I knew he didn't care about the club in any particular way beyond it being his paid job. Don't get that feeling with many other money grabbing cunts. Remy, for instance, I felt sometimes couldn't even be arsed. Cisse wandering around the pitch like a grinning senile old cunt. Demba at least tried.

'twas legit. too legit. too legit to quit.

Klinsmann > Joe Kinnear > Big Sam IMO. On club level, sure. But at this point in time the only fact we have regarding their international manager track record is that Klinsmann is abhorrent and everything good about Germany was down to Löw.

Klinsmann is absolutely abhorrent as a manager though. Wrecked what was a promising US generation.

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-7th: Leicester, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, Tottenham Relegation: Sunderland, Burnley, Hull Overachievers: Middlesbrough Underperformers: Tottenham Top Goal Scorer: Vardy Break Out Year: Troydini Season to Forget: Aguero PFA Player of the Year: Vardy PFA Young Player of the Year: Alli Manager of the Year: Ranieri First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Fat Sam Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton & Hove 3rd-6th: Norwich, Derby, Aston Villa, Leeds Relegation: Preston, Roterham, Barnsley Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Mitro with 32 How will we do in the cup competitions?: Semis in LC, 4th round in FA Domestic League One Promotion: Coventry, Bradford, AFC Wimbledon League One Relegation: Fleetwood, Walsall, Bury, Northampton League Two Promotion: Plymouth, Portsmouth, Yeovil, Cambridge League Two Relegation: Accrington, Wycome FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Tottenham EFL Trophy: Newcastle u21s Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: 11th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: He won't. Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Second yellow for celebrating without a shirt.

Yeah, it's still Puma after all, Pedro Just because it doesn't look absolute shit for once doesn't mean the material still isn't absolute shit.

Not as funny when one of us started the thread tbh

It would be so fucking amusing after all this hype when they reveal their banners it's just Chris the Simpsons Artist drawings Obviously wouldn't be amusing really. I hope this becomes a msssive success

Disco beat you to a pun, so I jokingly suggested you had to edit your post when you saw Disco had punned

Nice edit.

Feel like it's more down to 100% looking like a Boca shirt template more than colours tbh. Might as well call it the Stuttgart shirt, then. They're both made by Puma... Tons of teams have a similar template, of course. I just think most people associate that style with Boca, regardless of colour pairings. Might well be wrong though.

Feel like it's more down to 100% looking like a Boca shirt template more than colours tbh.

Why though? Do you wear them outside? Isn't that weird when you don't support them? Genuine question. I do buy footy shirts from other teams myself from time to time, but it's mostly because of a particular player or something like that - not really because of design. (See Ben Arfa - Nice/PSG), but I don't really wear footy shirts outside my own home. That said I wear the shit out of them when home alone as they're comfy as fuck.

That's a saber you fucking moron. Cutlass tbh. Cutlass is shorter and only has slight curve at the end. A cutlass is a kind of a sabre though, and the most commonly used sword amongst buccaneers.

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