Kaizero

80 questions. "Quiz" Doing it anyway. edit: 45 64 for me. Many lucky guesses and some sad correct answers also. 62

Wouldn't a rapist need to have a good first touch as otherwise their victim would just get away?

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97773.875.html ? Not opening in Tapatalk. Still not opening in Tapatalk. Don't use Tapatalk.

Hans emulating Mitro.

Can't fathom that he's the chosen English ref for the EC. Madness.

I can't fault the celebration. Fucking hell how amazing that feeling would have felt for Mitro and the other players. No chance Mitro of all people could remain focused in the moment. Pure joy.

I was 100% certain he was going to beat the shit out of the ref for a second there

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Still can't believe people wanted fucking Cisse on, fucking invisible man.

Mitro is my god.

Mitro wanted to kill the ref there

fUCK OFF WIth the clapping!

Poor Rafa, shouldn't need to get it up the bum just because Johnson's in prison.

My hatred for people writing off Mitro is almost at the level of my hatred for the people refusing to see the genius of Ben Arfa. Not on the same level, obviously. But still. Fucking infuriating.

Rosenborg

I have noticed this when reading bits about NFL teams. They usually refer to them as 'it' instead of 'they'. I've also noticed fans rarely refer to their team as 'we'. That's odd, I've rarely come across that. As I know you're all interested in my take on the matter, I tend to use both the singular and plural. Newcastle is, because it's a club and 'club' is singular. Newcastle 'are' to refer to the players/fans, etc. Yep. 100% correct.

Love a good snow match. http://i.imgur.com/HZvaQUW.png

Rooney and girl in red should've traded places. Can't make it that obvious. It'd be too pure.

Rooney and girl in red should've traded places.

Could be Anita actually, with Wijnaldum dropping deeper like against Leicester. Elliot Janmaat Mbemba Lascelles* Shelvey Wijnaldum Townsend Perez Sissoko Mitrovic *Will probably be Taylor, unfortunately. I think this is the likely line-up, with obviously LB. fyp

No. There's no way he doesn't sit out the season.

The restrictions placed on managers under Ashley. Hands tied behind their back whilst all the potential in the world is held in front of them just out of reach.

Why have the French broken their cock?

Pretty sure this isn't the case. From the PL rulebook: "If a loan of a Player (whether by Temporary Transfer or otherwise) is cancelled by mutual consent, the Player shall not play for the Club to which he is returning unless the League has confirmed to that Club that the Player is eligible to play for it." Goes into further depth saying the player needs to remain registered in the 25 man squad list to be able to return and play outside transfer windows.