Kaizero

You need to always include "sexy" before "naked girl". Who knows if your wish is granted and because of leaving out sexy you get a fat slag naked on your bed eating cheese doodles shouting at you "Get in mah belleh!"

I think Villa has got a great striker partnership in Young and Carew. I mean, two oh so different players in style, yet they fill each other out so fucking well it's almost unbelievable. If this goes on I'd almost put my money on Young or Carew to become Prem top scorer this season.

When threads are moving quickly, you'd lose track over who's replying to who. Quoting = win.

This.

You've proven to me before you can't tell if a footballer is talented or not, so you starting this topic is not a surprise. So far I have nothing bad to say about either, mainly because there's not been enough time to judge, and the current situation we're in hasn't made it easier to judge.

Just in, a Greenland group is interested going under the name "New New Newcastle United". Oh, scratch that. Just now some penguins from the South Pole have declared their interest by wagging a bit, they go by the name "New New New Newcastle United".

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Personally I still think this deserves Hall of Fame before it gets watered out by more serious posts about his actual performances and such. Rather have a new Nile Ranger thread for that.

Candidate for goal of the year already tbh.

Spot on

Who has told you that? good source? Are you saying its dubai based group or you hope its a dubai based group just quoting from what my dad has said, he says that it's all complete and will probably take a few weeks to finalize and that they are from dubai Whos told your dad? boss at nissan, they we're at the match today as they do dealings with the club over club car's etc not saying it's true, but my dad is not one to start a rumour or something But yet he does by telling you

And I was told I a pink helicopter would land on the roof of St. James' with people dressed as pirates jumping out of it.

Name the child after the first goalscorer? Obafemi or Xisco. You mean Nile

He'll not be off in january, he'll stay 'til the summer then bugger off on a free which he'll agree with a club to go on in January.

Geremi on the wing, man? Same personnel, but put Jonas on the right and Zog on the left. That means Butt in the middle though? Where is Barton btw? Banned for.. Four more games now?

fyp

This season it's been Taylor, hands down pure shite. Butt have at least had some good involvements, though just a few.

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Jonas will make a huge difference. We could possibly be attacking the opposition with him back.

We've actually played football in the second half. Didn't see that coming.

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Probably said "If you guys don't win this, I'm calling Vinnie fucking Jones."

I think we all should kill the Blackburn players in HT. That way they can't finish the game and we win by default.

We need some Ranger.

tbf it was game over before the game started with the state our team is in.