Kimbo

No big deal if he fails though is it? Exactamundo!!

Now they say Keegan and Ashley are clashing over Milner. http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/56773 Are they going to say this every time someone bids for one of our players.

Why didn't he sign before buggering back off to Spain to sort things out?

So Everton will contribute more to wages than us?

Has this deal actually been completed, neither the BBC or skysports ever ackowledge it.

How does a Coloccini cross the road? He doesn't, he just stands there at a Zebra crossing for weeks on end pissing everyone off.,

When though? Incase you haven't noticed the season is about to start. And you have to admit the hold up is suspicious.

Just out of interest, who actually "overrates" Milner? A lot of people on here would quite happily get rid, and those that do rate him far from make him out to be Christiano Ronaldo. Villa fans.

I've given up on this being completed any time soon, it might roll on until the end of the window.

It won't be Kaka. It will either be Robinho arriving, Lampard leaving, or something totally inane and anti-climatic.

Brilliant, i could do that, would i get away with it if i called myself "Mr Cunt"?

That's not journalism, it's just insulting.

I don't think he's as fat as you're making out.

I would worry if Viduka started looking like a greyhound, like the rest of the squad. Big or not he isn't going to get any faster, and his strength(and weight, people don't like him leaning on them) is his main asset these days.

Looks like Berbatov to Man U is on.

Or just sign Larsson.

Too late.

Well Man City fans seem to think he wants to join them, ditto the Mackems(as if), and Everton. All will become clear soon.

Why are people talking about Fernandez? Have we been linked?

While playing in an 8 man defence.

Hmm, i wonder what the S could stand for. Maybe it means "signing", maybe he was giving us a hint that a new signing is imminent!!

Kev, Don't you expect Coloccini to start? I dont think there is anyone called Coloccini in our squad atm, so i doubt anyone called that could play. Valid point.

Some are going for some really lightweight midfields. In a 433 i think 2 of the midfielders have to know how to defend and get stuck in.

Funnily enough not everyone thinks Taylor is shite, personally i don't think there is much between him and Faye, but i'm adging towards the latter at the moment.

----------------Given---------------- Beye--Coloccini--Faye--Enrique ---------------Guthrie-------------- ---Jonas-----------------Barton--- ----------------Owen---------------- ---------Martins----Viduka---------