Newcastle Fan

Happy to see he will be their No.1 for the season, wish him all the best.

The North Eastern journalist still haven't got a fucking clue about what is going on

How the fuck is he still our player

:rant:Various sources saying he's about to sign for us from Frankfurt, one year loan with an option to buy

Vuckic was probably one the youngsters i wanted the most to make it here; everytime he would break into the first team he would suffer a horrific injury not long after, seems like a really good guy.

Bruce absolutely hated Hatem, Saint Maximin seems to have half the talent and twice the attitude

He is only 22, i hope he plays loads of games with them in the Championship, should be a great way to help him step up, was always going to be a bit difficult him playing as long as we have Dubravka.

He fully deserves his holiday in China after having to deal with these cunts.

Oliver McBurnie and Billy Sharp up front

Started and scored yesterday so looks like he will play some part in their team this season.

Expect a cheeky late bid for N'Zogbia on deadline day.

Whoever we bring in will eventually be coached by Steve fucking Bruce so there isn't much of a point really.

He's won enough for him to be happy to take an early retirement in China.

Get a team full of Brazilians and get Bruce to manage them, get Netflix on board and beat Sunderland's show.

IT reallly does, i saw this in the morning and just thought it was interesting and flicked through the other news, no excitement whatsoever

wait though, isn't bruce only discernible attribute as a football manager his man management skills? Decided to play Robbie Brady ahead of Hatem Ben Arfa when he had him at fucking Hull

China will beg to differ.

I think everyone was talking about the Carroll thing happening way before the shit storm hit. tbhf for free and if (big if) he can keep fit i don't see why not.

I honestly don't know what's worth what anymore.

All his stats look so crap, why are we paying 36 million for him?

Look at the price of player like Fekir Vs the Prices of Lewis Dunk and Wilfried Zaha

Big, strong and quite quick, seems like he'll be a quite a handful for premier league defenders.

No way we are buying him for 35M, it will actually be disappointing if we do because he's really not worth that.

At least we won't have to see him play again, was dreading seeing him start or feature in another game.

All of them can fuck off, Bruce, Ashley, that bald dwarf, once this is confirmed i will only be following us from a far, don't think there is much point being emotionally invested in the club.