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Still surprised Morgan hasn't had a sniff in the England squad yet, like.

On target? Naa, just attempts. Something like 18 on target, which is still pretty impressive.

41 attempts at goal from Liverpool tonight.

Bloody hell.

Brutal this, like.

Moved to an 8 from 9. Get a point or 3 from Liverpool and I reckon we'll do it.

I've only been to a handful of games this season but I thought it was a surprisingly good atmosphere. It certainly was a step up from Saturday and the stadium definitely sounded like it was almost full, despite the missing few thousand.

What a man. He's made me proud to be an NUFC fan again, even if it may only be a very temporary stay. If he keeps us up, man.

£180

It's gonna be interesting to see what changes Rafa makes. We're not used to having faith in the manager's decisions.

Was the ball actually out of play just before halftime when he called it when Sissoko was on the break?

Because Rafa.

Edit: For the love of god.

Not a single point.

He's a greedy bastard at times but if he keeps producing he can keep the ball as long as he wants. It's great to have a direct, dangerous winger in the side again.

He's the fucking man.

Agreed to go to this one.

None of the three giving evidence appear to be very bright, do they. Inconsistencies left right and centre. Just as well really, otherwise they might have gotten away with it.

Unbelievable, man.

It's almost as if the reason we're in this position is because British bosses created this whole mess. I bet Martin Samuel absolutely stinks, n'all.

The Wolfsburg wall, there. Wow.

Refuse to pay for the s**** pundits/co-commentators they've got. Postman Pat knas the craic.

And the sound quality for that matter, it's Savage.

The picture quality on BT Sport Showcase, man.