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Those superimposed adverts that they put on the TV broadcast over the actual hordings freak me out for some reason.

We played well and it was nice to see some of the football we put together at times but we lost one-nowt, again. We have to start putting away chances otherwise we'll be cut adrift completely. And as for the substitutions, why oh why wait until the opposition force your hand with a goal? Take the initiative and make the change to keep the game in our control, you ginger gimp. Pardewesque.

Thauvin on at least 18 minutes too late.

Why won't he use his subs, man. It's absolutely baffling.

Pleasantly surprising performance so far. Tiote has played really well and Mitrovic has helped win the ball almost every time it's been played up to him. Let's hope they can keep this up for the next 45. I'd love to see Thauvin on for Colback if it's still even at the hour mark just to go for it.

He's fucking shite.

Shocking decision from the ref there, like. He's standing right behind it as well.

He's exactly what we're crying out for at the minute as well, he always has been.

We won't sign anyone on Friday, problem solved.

He's absolutely aaaaful. Scared of space and his own shadow. It's criminal that he appears to be undroppable.

Charlie Adam looks like he's had a great Christmas.

Really hope Van Gaal doesn't get the boot, like. This Man Utd side are a real treat to watch.

Man Utd are unintentionally hilarious, it's brilliant.

Merry Christmas people.

2 pund.

This is still absolutely brilliant.

Sounds familiar.

Scaaab.

Oh fucking hell, please!

What a man.