NEEJ

Just how much do you have to eat to end up in hospital?

Lerl.

Full credit to him today. Got it spot on. Why oh why wasn't Anita getting games before today though?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

Coward.

Fairly obvious stuff that'll go straight over a lot of heads as usual. We need results like tonight to remind us. To put us back in our place. To manage unrealistic expectations.

So glad I don't have BT sports now.

Hope he bites Pardew's bollocks off.

Said 1-1 on SSN for ages. Cunts.

Either way it's a

Something about Matt Murray really irritates me. I can't work out what it is.

I think if by now you can't appreciate that Gouffran is a great player to have in the first 11, never mind the squad, then you're simply a knacker.

Ben Arfa. It's Zoron isn't it?

Average goal.

Anyone watch the Victory Shield tonight? How did wor Kenzie Heaney do?

Lovely goal.

I take it you don't remember Colo being absolutely terrorised by Long a couple of years ago then? I only look forward, not back (read sig. pls)... I like Colo for what he offers in bringing the ball out and he ain't a bad defender, hasn't had the best of times lately but he is class... so I would have willo out for this one. Any big bad bruiser who's good in the air and I'd have him back in an instant. He doesn't exactly handle pacy, direct forwards either though. (Not that I'm saying Williamson does by any means. )

See, Pardew's just following in the footsteps of Pep. Spies everywhere.

I take it you don't remember Colo being absolutely terrorised by Long a couple of years ago then?

He's not that impressive. He did nothing with his third period on the ball tonight.

Wew. Someone needs to tell Shane Long he's not meant to be this good. Helluva chip.

Love finishes like that.

Suporb by Long, that.