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Merry Christmas N-O. Hope you all have a fantastic one.

What a crease.

Here's to, you Mike Williamson, Geordies love you more than you will know, woah oh oh.

Apparently he'd barely stepped foot in a gym before he came here as well. Natural powerhouse.

Fuck that. It's difficult enough being up at this time.

Up in 6 hours. Can't wait for this.

I'm with Ronnie like. He's magic wide right, preferably as part of a forward three.

I'm guessing she's got gingery hair in a ponytail? I've had an ongoing issue with the box office of late, in which she's had a big hand. I'd rather not go into the details of my case incase a box office staff member reads it. However, if we're talking about the same woman, she almost tries to make you feel like you're in the wrong somehow for things that are down to their mistakes/ failings. Southern accent? I've had dealings with her before and wanted to punch her in the teeth. She's intolerable.

Probably not. There are matches we're more likely to win, that's probably about it. You've become a parody of yourself.

Anyone who's done the trip before got any advice for getting from Kings Cross to Crystal Palace using the tube?

Watch your letterbox, midds.

What is Carragher going on about? Suarez's first goal was world class?

Think I started a thread on here about that years ago. Boils my p*ss. We've done it for years and way before Pardew as well. It's baffling.

Suarez captain? What a horrible football club.

Those plastic bags on the pitch were doing my nut in. SOS-esque at times. Why did Krul revert back to smacking it upfield again today? He's probably the worst kicker of a ball in the Premier League and it's so annoying to see.

What a bloke.

Taylor-Fletcher is in disgusting shape.

Rene Meulensteen's accent is brilliant.

I voted lose by accident. Oops. I reckon it'll be a score draw.

SD shakers. Jesus it's everywhere.

Taylor's the Joker.